Macula
@macula.bsky.social
Ramblings of an alt-left, radio raised, demideity on caffine. Tweets on politics, toys, China, etc. Pro Writer, QUILTBAG, Catdad.The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone, but the show? It must go on. 他/祂
One of the spookiest characters in wuxia is Mei Chaofeng, aka Iron Corpse, from Condor Heroes, who kills by penetrating people's skulls with her bare hands. I'll always have a soft spot for Man-Wai Wong's 1983 portrait. One the most remarkable renditions comes from 20 years later. #spooktober 1/
You can say no after the third dick, and the 4th one is rape. Queer, trans and immigrants can be kinda assholes, and still deserve human rights. Not every gun is loaded, but you still treat them with caution. Same with men. Women commit sexual assault too. Nobody deserves to be a billionaire.
I know we all have the “we should have been born in a different era” dreams (class. We mean class. Our poor asses arent making it to any Bridgerton balls) BUT what about past people who’d have thrived in the modern day? Think about Helen Keller. She’d make a super successful CSAM censor at Meta.
#TreehouseOfhorror 13… still chugging along. It’s definitely feeling more like a twilight zone series than “horror”, but I guess they burned through the pg13 horrors pretty quickly. Fun little Dr. Moreau segment though.
Homer Simpson Clones Multiply
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Normalise calling Anakin’s fall from grace/ Vaders path of destruction “Fatherless Behaviour “
Anakin Skywalker: Yap More Younglings Meme
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Double bill of #TreehouseOfHorror, (11 & 12) not classic Simpsons, but definitely better than episode 10.
Bart Simpson's Happy Dance
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#TreehouseOfHorror X… this is when I kind of stopped looking forward to the Halloween specials. Barely holds on to the horrror parody, giving us an I Know What You Did Last Summer, a super hero… thingy, and… Y2K fear.. wow. I feel so old
Ooh White Chocolate
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I don’t want my entertainment to be tailored to my exact taste. I want it to encompass a set of experiences that attract a social group I feel comfortable and at home with, and then for it to be distributed widely, and discussed in ways that let me form friendships with new people based on our…
#TreehouseOfHorror 9 gives us a great classic trope with a transplant horror, parody of the relatively contemporary ‘Stay Tuned’, and… something with Kang and kodos. What was fun was the little nods to Bart Vs. The Space mutants, and the Krusty Doll from THoH3
Bart Simpson: Skeleton & Frogs
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What should I watch tonight? 🔔 for ‘Bell Book and Candle’ 💍 for ‘I married a witch’
Be Witched Straight Face
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#TreehouseOfHorror 8 still feels like good eating. I am Legend, and The Fly, with some good Patty and Selma witchiness. I’m also quite happily finding gifs for every episode!
Bart Mosca: The Fly Transformation
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Had a horrible day, full of memories of how beautiful my town and my life were and how miserable I am now. Came home realising I’d not eaten all day and ground I’d left myself pear flapjacks cooling in the oven
Woke up to nonce flags all along the street. Having checked with the people under each streetlight it wasn’t their doing, reported to the councils highway dept that streetlights were obscured with cloth in a fashion leaving residents feeling unsafe. Will update.
#TreehouseOfHorror7. Again, plumbing the twilight zone for Inspo, and putting The aliens front and centre again for Citizen Kang. A solid episode, but very light on the idea of “horror”.. or am I just to inured to the idea of body horror, cosmic horror of creation, and American politics.
Bart Simpson Hugo
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#TreehouseOfHorror 6. Not a great one, amazing to think the 3D scene was seen as expensive and fantastic while Reboot was on the other channel
Homer Simpson's Lousy Smarch Weather
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#treehouseofhorror 5 under my belt. With The Shining and A sound of thunder parodies. This is the first time I’ve noticed the running gag of Groundsman Willie getting axed in every segment.
The Simpsons Raining Donuts
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While this is an obvious sign of education gap… I am putting it in my lexicography for when people keep asking you about personal information until you deliver a clinched knee strike
Dewie@judgedewie.bsky.social · last wk.OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
Episodes 3&4 of my #TreehouseOfHorror rewatch. One of my favourite “Thats good/thats bad” skits, we’re still eating good here
The Simpsons Krusty Doll Jump Scare
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Second episode of #treehouseofhorror watched. Is “It’s a good life” still universally known enough for the parody to work?
The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
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I’m watching a treehouse of horror every day this October (and two on Saturdays)… I think the last one I watched was… 10? When do people feel the shark got jumped?
Homer Simpson and The Raven: Nevermore
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Discussing horrible people who run conventions, and Oakham group, who charge “influencers” extra to go round making TikTok’s at their events. I call this an “Excel Spreadsheet sort of Scummy”, compared to Mike Towers and AnimeLeage, which is more of a PDF file.
Doge King Meme
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This October, I am in full bog witch mode, going out at midnight to collect milk and apples, coming home and making bread, cheese. And bringing about cosmic horrors.
The Doll Haus of Dread team were very savvy with the leak order of their new line…
The way LLMs work is they make every mistake. They do everything without a shred of talent or knowledge, but also suffer no consequences for failure. Only their successes are measured. They Fet to crawl through a subject on trial and error, without accountability. This is why billionaires love it
