Do I know any other lucky bskyers who bagged a Glastonbury ticket?

Matthew@madaram.bsky.social · last wk.

My sister got me a Glastonbury ticket outside of my two Glastonbury ticket groups and now I feel excited and have nobody to be excited with.

My sister got me a Glastonbury ticket outside of my two Glastonbury ticket groups and now I feel excited and have nobody to be excited with.

Happy October 3rd

Equality and diversity training in work reminding me that setting fire to things is not in fact a disability. The more you know.

Too on the nose?

My move to Manchester is getting announced at work on Thursday and suddenly it will all become real. I am nervous/excited.

Oh no the proclaimers are anti-trans. Now I can’t listen to all their hits.

Just laying down to go to sleep and I get hit with the worst fucking headache of my life. I feel like my head is splitting in two. 😫

When your lasagna pic gets more likes than your nudes

Look I can’t do much, but I can make a lasagna

Something tripped the circuit with my wall sockets on at exactly 7:30am yesterday, the fuse kept tripping every time I reset it. I got home last night and flipped it and it was fine. Then, like clockwork at 7:30am today it starts tripping again.

Jessica Lange switching roles between scenes in AHS13

Naomi Smalls Snatched Wig Moment Drag Race

ALT: Naomi Smalls Snatched Wig Moment Drag Race

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AHS13 is so far so impossibly confusing and straightforwardly bad that I can feel it eating away at my enjoyment of previous seasons retroactively.

Well that did the fucking job, didn’t it?

You guys this was a terrible idea. My hangover horn is out of control.

Matthew@madaram.bsky.social · 3w ago

Ok I’m hungover after a wedding, maybe it’s finally time to watch Heated Rivalry

Ok I’m hungover after a wedding, maybe it’s finally time to watch Heated Rivalry

Well the opportunity finally came up, and it looks like I’ll be moving to Manchester in the new year.

Ok I’ve rewatched Wandavision and Agatha All Along. If Vision Quest is shit I’m going to riot.

A penis with a downward curve is proof that god is a bottom

Missed me?

The panic mode I went into last night trying to secure this tshirt

Ive tried really hard, but I just don’t like Charli’s new album. I like the singles. I do I have to become a Slayyyter gay now?

Bubble wrap was invented as a wallpaper.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last mo.

Tell me a fun fact.

It’s my birthday soon. I’m just saying.

Couldn’t hack the mullet anymore so I got different gay powers installed.

Just now finding out Kathryn Hahn and Ana Gastyer are different people

So we’re just living starship troopers now?

Just saw an interview with Alia Shawkat and clocked she was wearing a Free Marwan t-shirt and literally threw my fist in the air. Love finding out a fav is legit.

Every fucking time I think it’s safe to dip my toe back into dating apps

Just hung out with a school friend I hadn’t seen in probably 20 years. She’s unmarried, with no kids and everything just slid back into place. I hate ageing in a heteronormative supremacy.