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The censorship of giphy continues. Searching for "trump epstein" or "epstein trump" showed the famous gif of them partying together. All of these gifs have been removed and the search-term has been white-washed. Same with January 6th gifs. They're trying to rewrite / bury history.
You can use pencil and paper to draw and write things the old-fashioned way, but at what cost? You're cheating yourself of the experience of using AI.
Hey guys, I'm in solitary confinement and they don't let me see anyone and the guy next to me is a cannibal but I'm also able to post on social media. Don't forget like and subscribe! 🙏✌️
According to the official CDC website, the best way to avoid getting explosive diarrhea is to avoid eating food with shit on it. Yes, this is real. Glad we have competent experts at the health department looking out for us.
It's been far too long, Americans deserve to know why Mitch McConnell has been a shitty senator his entire life.
I used to stream Fortnite on Twitch and experimented with turning the game feed into a giant "green screen" by keying out green and putting my face behind the footage. It was absolutely startling when people would forget and see my giant face pop up where grass or loot should be.
I keep seeing claims that Mitch McConnell has been declared brain dead. Cool but does anyone know why he's in the hospital?
Likelihood of Elon Musk's autocomplete suggesting the n-word over time
Tenuous peace talks with Iran this week to reopen the strait of reflection.
Like him or hate him, you have to admit Elon Musk is now the world's dumbest bitch.
Why is it that people who like to deny, downplay and take credit for ending slavery never want to commemorate the ending of slavery?
I'm tired of people complaining about American healthcare. It's the best in the world as long as you don't get sick, disabled or old or have teeth or eyes you care about. Most people have two eyes, chill.
Lot of people shitting on Stephen Miller just because he's incredibly hateful, but you might be cranky too if you spent most of your life trying to prevent a couple of boys from throwing your ring into a volcano.
When you bomb a country, destroy their military and assassinate their president, then they don't agree to "peace talks," what bargaining chips do you have? It's kind of like threatening to shoot someone you've already shot. You have no chips. Art of the deal baby!
Guys, after carefully thinking about it, doing coke off a toilet seat, getting a brain parasite from eating road kill, getting mercury poisoning by eating too much tuna and becoming addicted to heroin in college, I have discovered the cause of autism: Tylenol.
Obviously @maddox.xmission.com, but I'm not gonna talk about him like he's not here.
Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · 3mo agoas we grieve the slop-ification of Google, I want to know everyone's favorite fun niche sites from Back When The Internet Was Good. what did you visit every day on your coffee break at work? we were a big Homestar Runner household, and I also loved Cake Wrecks and Animals Talking In All Caps
Hey guys, I'm skipping my son's wedding today to discuss war plans for a war we already won three months ago to allegedly disarm a regime that was already disarmed last June. Everything is going fine.
The left is mad because despite all their protesting, they can't deny that life has become significantly better under this president for Americans who like to fuck children and Americans who are okay with those who do.
Every website: "Hi, I'm Fucko! I'll be your AI virtual assistant. Ask me anything!" Me: asking for literally anything Fucko: I can't help with that!
I like to make a meme with layers, as Rick Harrison has personally co-signed this bullshit.
Things that society has largely deemed acceptable behavior: -It's acceptable to torture mosquitoes to any degree -It's acceptable to bully the McDonald's CEO for eating wrong -It's acceptable to bully Cybertruck drivers
On the front page of Reddit for this banger again. +24k
It has been almost 3 years to the day, and this is still one of the most embarrassing tweets ever made.
