mochi

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tension and thirst. mostly horny thoughts here.

every Carrie remake has been disappointing with the final scene give us some creative Final Destination-esque kills. All that buildup to the final rage scene and the best you can do is her hurling objects? She’s telekinetic. It’s like these western directors have not explored outside Hollywood

as a bottom who rarely drives, Florida Orlando seems to be one of the least gay friendly places I’ve visited in the states in that this city is huge as hell and is barely walkable with no decent public transit with scorching heat that it would be an absolute pain just to go through hooking up

don’t take my hot takes seriously for the past few days because this is coming from a terminally online dude who barely leaves his house and decides one day to judge everything the day he steps out and gets annoyed when a stranger asks me how was my day

me purposefully speaking Mandarin/French to my family because I’m getting tired of straight American strangers joining in our conversations and then having to introduce myself

if I ran my own cruise line I’d make it a rule that only low waist swim trunks or speedos are allowed or that swim shorts with lengths below the knees are banned because these cargo like swim shorts suuuuck

Bild

so I totally get that straights are even more body conscious than gays because we’ve got years of building environments where gay men can be freely nude but wearing full on long jeans and dress shirts/business casual and sunning on the pool deck is just ridiculous and a vibe killer

i like it when it stimulates my sight, touch and hearing senses but taste+smell is really not the part I enjoy when it comes to sex and I always feel so messed up for that 😔

I’ve been trying pretty hard to lose weight because 5’4 and 234lbs is just unsustainable, but I’m actually struggling and don’t understand how all these workouts isn’t making a dent.

where can I get cute gay high rise shorts with white edges that’s gay enough to show off my thighs but not TOO gay that can I still wear to the gym without it obviously designed for a circuit/sex party without paying the gay tax of it costing like $50 because those things should cost at most $20