Elixir Melbourne is this Thursday! Both speaking slots are open. Got something to share? Message me, or email julian@juliandoherty.com Also: new venue! We've moved to the Rialto, 525 Collins St. 📅 Thu 6 August, 6pm 🔗 meetup.com/elixir-melbourne/events/314932519/ #MyElixirStatus #ElixirLang

Elixir Melbourne meetup, Thu, Aug 6, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup

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Elixir Sydney is back with a new website and new energy! elixir.sydney Next meetup is Wednesday 15th July - 5.30pm AEST in the Sydney CBD and online. ▸ Finding and Plugging a CVE: @bedogs.bsky.social & @madlep.bsky.social ▸ It's time! PostgreSQL 19 for temporal data: @mikebuhot.bsky.social

Elixir, Erlang & BEAM Meetup in Sydney, Australia

Elixir Sydney is a regular meetup for the Elixir, Erlang and BEAM community in Sydney, talks, workshops, and beginners always welcome. RSVP for the next meetup.

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Elixir Melbourne is on this Thursday! 🙌 Braidon Whatley and I are talking about how Braidon found a HIGH severity CVE in Plug. A great open source security story. Plus hiring pitches and an open speaking slot. 📅 Thu 2 July, 6pm @ SuperAPI, Melbourne 🔗 meetup.com/elixir-melbourne/events/314557256/

Elixir Melbourne meetup, Thu, Jul 2, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup

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💥 Elixir PSA: update Plug *immediately* to the latest possible (1.20.1) The latest CVE makes it trivially easy to DOS a plug based server. cna.erlef.org/cves/CVE-202... This one is a doozy stay safe out there and keep your deps updated! #elixir-lang

For anyone in Melbourne, I am going to give a talk about this one at next week's Elixir Melbourne meetup www.meetup.com/elixir-melbo...

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For anyone using or interested in Elixir (with a healthy side dose of Erlang). Welcome to Elixir coders of all levels: newbies; dabblers; everyday users; pros.For meeting admin, checkout Elixir M...

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Went to a friend’s place across town in Melbourne. I had watched a public information documentary sponsored by the Australian government about safe driving during a fuel shortage and cost of living crisis, so it all worked out ok.

Hey Elton John - planes don’t have red taillights. Even if they’re heading to Spain. Learn your aviation navigation lights! Suspect Daniel might have actually been going to Belgium or Germany if you could see red lights.

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One week till first Elixir Melbourne meetup of 2026 on Thursday 5th Feb at 6pm. Got one talk spot still open if you're interested in speaking about anything Elixir related - either as a regular or lightning talk. Message me if you're keen. www.meetup.com/elixir-melbo... #ElixirLang

Elixir Melbourne meetup, Thu, Feb 5, 2026, 6:00 PM | Meetup

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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

Hey Elixir friends! :) We need help completing Elixir's browser runtime by porting some Erlang functions to JavaScript. No Erlang knowledge required. Each function unlocks multiple Elixir stdlib functions! More here: hologram.page/blog/elixir-... #Hologram #Elixir #ElixirLang #BEAM #WebDev

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart xkcd.com/3165/

✨ TOP IN-DEMAND AI ENGINEERING SKILL FOR 2026: ✨ ...being able to efficiently skip past the pages of AI generated slop comments on GitHub issues to find the single line, gold nugget code snippet from the human project author that perfectly solves your whole problem.

Elixir Melbourne meetup is on Thursday this week. 6pm at Super API office. I'm talking on "Optimising Elixir by torturing macros and tail recursion" Speaking spot still open if anyone else wants to do a lightning or regular talk. RSVP at www.meetup.com/elixir-melbo... #ElixirLang

Elixir Melbourne meetup, Thu, Nov 6, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup

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New Elixir 1.19 is great, but the release notes are not clear about what is actually included with the new type checker. The prominent example under the heading “Type inference for all constructs”, *isn’t actually handled in this release at all yet* elixir-lang.org/blog/2025/10... #ElixirLang

Elixir Misconceptions # 1 | Don't "let it crash". Let it heal. www.zachdaniel.dev/p/elixir-mis... #ElixirLang

Elixir Misconceptions # 1

Don't "let it crash". Let it heal.

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Global @elixir-lang.org Meetups: globalelixirmeetups.com This is a great idea! If you are an Elixir Meetup organizer add your meetup to the list #ElixirLang

Global Elixir Meetups | 22-28 Sept 2025

Global Elixir Meetups bring together Elixir devs for a week full of talks, code, and community – streamed straight to you from all around the world.

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The dystopian future will not be a a rogue AI consuming all matter in the whole universe to make infinite paperclips. It will be a rogue AI consuming all matter in the whole universe to make infinite todo apps. #ElixirConfEU

2025 Is The Year Of Elixir In The Browser™️ #ElixirLang #ElixirConfEU

Made it to Kraków safe. Long way from Melbourne, Australia. Hyped for @elixirconf.bsky.social tomorrow. #ElixirLang

To improve results with AI coding assistants, start every session with the prompt “I once again remind you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.”

What the hell Apple? I deliberately turned off “Apple Intelligence” after the last update. Why default it to enabled after macOS 15.3.2?

Forget vibe coding. Vibe civil engineering is the future. I just get the LLM to keep rerolling that bridge till it stops falling down

Dude has awful posture and technique. Weight is way too far off centre. No flexibility. Jerky, unpredictable, reactive movements. His skiing skills are pretty lousy too.

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JD Vance skiing in Vermont, gets called Putin's puppet in the lift line and almost gets drilled by a snowboarder and then another skiier as he goes down a bunny hill.

If your GitHub doesn't look like this don't even bother including it on your resume

Pro level title + photo selection. This is why funding journalism matters 😆 gizmodo.com/californias-...

The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.

What could contribute more to government efficiency than by securing lucrative contracts for your crypto donors to implement inefficient technology that is uniquely suited to solving problems you don’t have? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Musk Exploring Blockchain Use in US Government Efficiency Effort

Elon Musk has initiated conversations about using blockchain technology at the new Department of Government Efficiency, according to people with knowledge of the discussions. It’s the latest sign of t...

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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.