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Madscott

@madscott.bsky.social

Once described as "the glorious mess". I'm a Saint Paul native, big nerd, cartoonist, and creator of other things. Living in what was Brookville, WI. Come find me at https://www.patreon.com/cw/Madscott

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Madscott@madscott.bsky.social · 2d ago

A very strong opinion. Once he finds out what it is. Tune in next time for the full unedited internal monologue of a man who has absolutely no idea what he just said.

A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Mad Monday" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a gray diagonal-striped background. A brown-haired man in a dark suit and red tie gestures with one hand, smiling broadly with wide, slightly panicked eyes — the classic expression of someone confidently saying nothing. His speech is delivered in a cascade of large and small bubbles. The larger primary bubbles read: "I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE," "AND WHILE I'VE NOT HEARD ABOUT THAT…," "OR HEARD THE EXACT COMMENTS…," "I'M SURE I'LL HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THAT…," and "ONCE I AM TOLD WHAT THAT OPINION WILL BE." Smaller secondary bubbles tucked between them read: "IF YOU DON'T LOOK THAT CLOSE," "OH DEAR GOD!," "PLEASE LET THEM NOT BE RACIST," and "MAYBE."
Madscott@madscott.bsky.social · last wk.

New Weird Wednesday: the plan is simple. The cheese is attainable. The robot is the problem. What's the one thing you would pull off an intergalactic heist for?

A single-panel color comic strip labeled "WEIRD WEDNESDAY" in the top right corner, credited to SCOTTGALLATIN.COM in the bottom left. Set inside what appears to be a spacecraft cockpit against a dark starfield background. On the left, a small angry pink blob-like alien with jagged teeth, one large white eye, and stress marks on its face leans forward intensely, its speech bubble reading "FOR THE LAST TIME! WE RUSH IN, GRAB ALL OF THE CHEESE AND WE RACE OUT…" On the right, a gray robot with a large oval visor-style head displaying horizontal lines, yellow and green indicator lights on its chest, and a compact boxy body sits listening — with a small exclamation mark floating above its head suggesting mild surprise or quiet disagreement. Below the panel, a caption reads: "MARK-E-5 KNEW THE PLAN BUT DIDN'T LIKE TO SHARE."
Madscott@madscott.bsky.social · last wk.

Anyone else think that they may want to become a hermit when they grow up? Not a "way out in the woods hermit" but a "comfortable going to movies alone" type hermit?

Madscott@madscott.bsky.social · 2w ago

I live in a weird part of the US where no one bats an eye if the local bar gives a free drink to parents who bring a new born baby into the bar for a "baptism" but heaven forbid I say something radical like "all people are created equal"

Madscott@madscott.bsky.social · 2w ago

you know what would be fun.. being able to look up tablet accessory reviews on youtube that wern't about the iPad I get it.. people like drawing on the iPad and I'm the weirdo drawing on a Lenono

The Onion@theonion.com · 2w ago

“These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of Trump’s sidepieces throughout history,” said U.S. Mint director Paul Hollis

U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs

WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series...

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