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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl

@maggieliz.bsky.social

Leftist AF, and lit with rage. Loves: science, nature, coffee, & the smell of the woods after a rain. Hates: Racists, Nazis, Misogynists, Incels, Terfs, and other noxious jagoffs. Also, to a much lesser extent, canned peas.

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 4mo ago

if you're unfamiliar, Stardew Valley is an awesome little cozy game If you ARE familiar, you'll recognize how perfect this is image credit: SwampWitch on Facebook

JoJa Mart (the evil corporate stand in for Megacorps) is on fire, and the text reads "All you had to do is pay us enough to live. There goes your inventory"

This is in reference to the act of arson in Ontario, Califonia. An underpaid and angry employee said this multiple times as he (allegedly) set fire to a Kimberly-Clark warehouse.

500 Million dollars in inventory went up in smoke.

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 4mo ago

people are fuckin' over it if you're a member of the Epstein/Parasite class and reading this, maybe change shit so you're not next

flag from "One Piece" and the words "All you had to do was pay us enough to live..." (references the Arson in California, as a worker set an entire paper factory on fire)

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Iran legit dropped a dis track on Trump, AND it slaps.

From the SipsTea community on Reddit: Iran Made a Video For Trimp and its hilariois

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 5mo ago

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social The Strait of Hormuz will 'open itself at a certain point' ? We're gonna see Gas at $10 a gallon come summer, and I hope at THAT point FINALLY they'll put you out. Then you can go to jail for your numerous felonies. The history books will NOT be kind

"Trump says Strait of Hormuz will 'open itself at a certain point' "

with an image of that orange doofus looking stupid as usual

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

These briefings contain firsthand accounts of extreme child trafficking, torture, rape and murder conducted within the Trump/Epstein and associated criminal enterprises over the course of several decades. First recording, 50 minutes in, is why Trump wears a diaper.

"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2

Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Postcards from Impossible Words is a creation of Peter Chiykowski and this one is a brilliant bite-sized peek into something tantalizing

While the cat is away, the mice will play, dressing up in calico and claws and performing pantomimes of the beast that has preyed on their families for generations.

They laugh and cry, taking turns playing themonster or the hero that slays it. But as they jape they being to wonder;
IF WE CAN KILL THIS CREATURE IN JEST, CAN WE KILL IT IN EARNEST?

Their play takes new forms... imagining traps and ticks, a war-beast of their own built from cogs and levers. One thousand mock deaths for this creature that only yesterday was invincible.

And when the cat returns, it finds the rules of the game have changed.

In their play, the mice have foRgotten their fear and remembered something else:

THE CURIOSITY THAT KILLED THE CAT NEED NOT BE ITS OWN
~*~

Postcards from impossible worlds. story by Peter Chiykowaski Photo by joanna malinowska

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

acid green background, black letters

"I would sooner guide my father into my mother than watch the new Meliana movie"

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sound council, Samwise

Scene from Lord Of the Rings
Hobbits Frodo and Sam have paused.

Frodo, despondently asks "What are we holding onto, Sam?"

Sam, responding while holding a flaming bottle
"it's called a Molotov cocktail, and you're gonna want to throw it fast"

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

nothing political just this week's favorite mashup "Crunk in Time" #Enya #LilJon #WWTY

🎵 Crunk in Time 🎵 (FULL VERSION) Enya - Only Time x Lil Jon x Y.Y.Tw - Saltshaker (RK-ONE MASHUP)

YouTube video by RK-ONE

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My favorite character in Tremors was Heather Gummer. I will not elaborate

Reba McEntire and Michael Gross in the move Tremors playing Heather and Burt Gummer

they were the couple with the entire GUN VAULT and can be seen with longarms in a mountainous terrain

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Dark times indeed, Mr. Frodo.

Scene from Lord of the Rings with different dialogue

top panel: Frodo asks "What are he holding on to, Sam?"
bottom panel" Sam responds "It's called a Molotov cocktail and you're gonna want to throw it fast"

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The four boxes of liberty is a 19th-century American idea that proposes: "There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and cartridge (or ammo). Please use in that order." we're reaching 4th Box territory

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"The four boxes of liberty" is a 19th-century American idea that proposes: "There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and cartridge (or ammo). Please use in that order." we're about to the point where that fourth box is necessary

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I've been silent about the murder of Renee in Minneapolis. Appalled. But this man said the words. "They fired the first shot. We have the 2nd Amendment for a reason" and he's right the time for calm talking is over

Time For Talking Is Over. The Time For Peace Is Over.

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Jesse #Ventura is what we hoped #Fetterman was going to be. He did a good job with #Minnesota as #Governor, he could run there again having only served one term.

political / election sign

Jesse Ventura 2028

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

@patti3333.bsky.social Have you seen this? New Dataset just dropped. There are ten co-conspirators. youtu.be/R7i9KdVTFR4?...

they accidentally leaked new epstein files, and it's really bad...

YouTube video by voidzilla

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Dataset 8 of the #EpsteinFiles was "leaked" (either shit security or a deliberately open window) There are 10 co-conspirators. Ten powerful people being protected from justice. Move evidence the DOJ is just breaking the law to protect powerful pedophiles.

they accidentally leaked new epstein files, and it's really bad...

YouTube video by voidzilla

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

for those who celebrate, have yourself a festive Creamy Shits #Christmas #HappyHolidays

Merry Christmas banner re-arranged to spell out "Creamy Shits"

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

This image isn't from the #EpsteinFiles, it was taken in DC and unnecessarily modified Jonathan Exley took the photograph in DC back in 2003. Children are with their parents. The @whitehouse-47.bsky.social is trying to fling filth and blame others for the smell. The POTUS rapes children.

headline reads "Epstein Files show Clinton, Mick Jagger, and Michael Jackson - but Trump notably absent"

Image is of Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Diana Ross with three kids faces obscured.

CONTEXT: Jonathan Exley took the photograph in DC in 2003. Children are with their parents. This is not from Epstein's island or anywhere else nefarious.

Jonathan Exley took the photograph in DC back in 2003. Pictured are Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Diana Ross, and three Children. Children are with their parents.

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 8mo ago

@fetterman.senate.gov MASTERFUL gambit you chucklehead people are going to die, and we can thank you for your part

it's official: House Speaker Mike Johnson says he won't call a vote to extend subsidies for the ACA

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 9mo ago

#Trump is probably at Defcon Heintz at this point

and to think, the real ballroom was his mouth all along

(referencing the Epstein email that indicates Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton)

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 9mo ago

#Trump may finally be cooked.

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Since #Trump got the Supreme Court to allow him to #starve families, #Cledis is stepping up. If you know of other corporations who are making sure that little kids are fed, let folks know. Nice work Cledis Burgers & Beer.

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Starting immediately, drop in to either location and ask for a "Cledis Cares" bad, and recieve a free to-go bagged lunch for every child present with you.

We will feed your kids, no questions asked, until things get better.

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 10mo ago

I hope it hurts. I hope whatever #Trump is suffering from is painful and terrifying and relentless. He won't see prison, so this here is the best we got #PressConference #POTUS

Text: oh, how the tables have turned

first panel - a not as feeble Donald Trump mocks a reporter with CP emulating a loosely clawed hand.

second panel: a clearly unwell Trump leans to his right side, with a disordered look on his face, one hand in a loose claw

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 10mo ago

100% Some Republicans, most Democrats, and ALL us Leftists and others. We haven't won the war, but we did that this battle. Centrists take note: "playing it safe" won't keep you safe. Push LEFT, do better.

Jim Halpert Pointing to Whiteboard Meme:

Democrats didn't score wins against fascism yesterday
American scored wins against fascism yesterday

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Oh, I can assure you he was DEFINITELY on the ballot It's probably Defcon Heinz at the Whitehouse #Democrats #Election #Sweep #Trump

Headline from ABC news
"Trump dismisses bad election results by blaming his not being on ballot, shutdown"

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 11mo ago

once more, with feeling, FUCK ICE

Boat of assholes (ICE agents) floating down a canal

text: ICE is now patrolling the Chicago River

Commenter: Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

REFERENCE: On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the American rock group Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below.

The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident or Poopgate.

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 11mo ago

#Flotilla #Israel #Illegal #Piracy

I saw someone online saying Israel is the Right, the flotilla is the Left, and the European military ships that accompanied the flotilla but left them when most needed are the liberals.

I'll be using this analogy moving forward.

You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Livestream of the Global Sumud Flotilla War vessels from Israel are approaching right now. They are in International Water; if Israel attacks that's fuckin' Piracy. #GlobalSumudFlotilla #currentEvents #FuckIsrael www.youtube.com/live/iCAN2Ay...

BREAKING: A Fleet of Vessels is Approaching the Global Sumud Flotilla

YouTube video by Novara Media

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You can call me Maggie. She/Her/FemiNazgûl @maggieliz.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Hey y'all I'm feeling like we need to give Sea Shanties another chance www.youtube.com/watch?v=gotB...

How to Start an F-16 (Bully in the Alley Remix)

YouTube video by Cinema History

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