I was at the supermarket when I realized that Lunchables are just charcuterie boards for children.
Kali, the Psycho Alchemist
@magickali.bsky.social
Number 44, New Series 864962 Author, unstable whimsical recluse, and alchemist of questionable credentials. I support all this: 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇲🇽 BLM Antifa & free school lunches.
It is the time you have lost for your rose that makes your rose so important. -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince
Pulling yourself out of a horrible depression is nearly impossible, but I'm trying. I'm not succeeding, but I'm trying.
This was my first dog, Goliath. He died a few years ago, but his impact on my life was extraordinary.
Nothing can prepare you for the loss of a pet, but the loss of an emotional support animal is particularly devastating. I'm finding it hard to do literally anything. I had no idea how much of my happiness depended on such a small dog.
I lost my best friend of 16 years yesterday. I'm a mess, but I'd like everyone to just know that she existed, and she was wonderful. Spare a thought for Shahrazad if you can, she was one of a kind.
I was just thinking about The Dark Crystal, and how something never sat right with me about it. At the end of the movie, the Skeksis & Mystics merge, then fuck off into space. They committed genocide & countless atrocities. Real Intergalactic Assholes. Jen should have John Wicked them back to Hell.
Based on what I've learned throughout this whole 'AI' thing, my paranoia leads me to believe that these data centers aren't just for AI. They'll be used for mass surveillance and/or some other nefarious purposes. Humans aren't evolved enough to utilize this technology ethically.
Elizabeth Warren@warren.senate.gov · 3mo agoBig tech companies are building massive, energy-guzzling data centers to power their AI models. And rather than paying for the cost of new infrastructure to accommodate those data centers, some of the richest companies are passing those costs onto you. You shouldn't be subsidizing AI data centers.
If you ask AI to show you have to do something, and it walks you through all the steps, and you are doing them... Does that make YOU the AI? You're doing what AI is prompting you to do. I need someone who uses AI to tell me if they're having an existential crisis now.
Here's a personal anecdote. Why does medication you need to take DAILY to live cost $5,892.10 a month? This was in 2012, and it's cheaper now, but when people ask me what radicalized me, I'll show them this.
Miaganga@miaganga.bsky.social · 3mo ago
The Met Gala is the District One of America.
a woman wearing a red hat is holding a microphone and says " and may the odds be ever in your favor "
ALT: a woman wearing a red hat is holding a microphone and says " and may the odds be ever in your favor "
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Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 3mo agoMary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina has a message for tonight's Met Gala chair Jeff Bezos
I love the internet, but some days it can just fuck right off.
My new main goal in life is to make a tumbler post so unhinged, that people who read it start to question the nature of reality. Like Robert W. Chambers' The King in Yellow, but instead of a play, it's a shit-post on an obscure website from 2004. I'm thinking GeoCities meets H. P. Lovecraft.
a painting of a starry night with a giant octopus
Alt: a painting of a starry night with a giant octopus
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Vance talking to Einstein: You should be careful when talking about science! Vance talking to Martin Luther King Jr.: You should be careful when talking about segregation! JD Vance & this entire administration are the living embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology
While speaking at a Turning Point USA event in Athens, Georgia, Vice President JD Vance said that Pope Leo XIV should “be careful” when he talks about theology. The pope recently criticized the war wi...
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I was successfully manipulated by bluesky posts into buying a pizza for dinner.
If you had asked me about the Strait of Hormuz a year ago, I would assume it was slang for some malt liquor beverage and a line of coke. Bartender! I'll have a straight line, with a shot of hormuz. Please and thank you.
Critters was cool, but Critters 2: The Main Course gave us this gem of an underutilized gif:
Imran Sheikh@indieimmy.bsky.social · 4mo agoHappy 40th anniversary to the film #Critters starring Dee Wallace which was released #OTD 11/4/86. Directed by Stephen Herek.
Remember in the 90's when someone traded their integrity for some cash & everyone shunned them while calling them a sellout? We also hated posers. Unfortunately, "social media influencers" are both, and somehow they still exist. This post could be about anyone, but I bet you already thought of one.
My favorite thing about the sixth doctor was that he was a TOTAL DICK. Some people didn't like that, which is why he didn't last long. It's also ironic, since the first doctor was just like him, and people LOVED him. I loved Colin Baker as the doctor, and I am FULLY unrepentant about that.
The Amazing Worlds of Doctor Who@worldsofdrwho.bsky.social · 5mo ago22nd March, 1984: "Doctor Who: The Twin Dilemma" part 1. #DoctorWho
In a hilarious technicality, chicken IS dinosaur meat.
Patrick Barb@patrickbarb.bsky.social · 5mo agoYeah I’d try dinosaur meat, but only if it’s breaded and shaped like a chicken.
The Producers for Sharknado: Shit! Write that down! Write that down! This will go GREAT in Sharknado 7! Side note: I apologize if this is how you found out there are already six Sharknado movies.
Flemming Erik Carlson@flemmingcarlson.bsky.social · 5mo agoStop poisoning the earth. Stop destroying ecosystems. It is everyone’s and everything’s home. ✌️🌎🌲🌊🦈 www.vice.com/en/article/s...
Has anyone seen my cocaine?
16mm Inferno@16mminferno.bsky.social · 5mo agoHAPPY BIRTHDAY to the truly iconic Sir Michael Caine. He turns 93 TODAY and he starred in movies like "The Swarm" (1978), "Dressed to Kill" (1980), "The Island" (1980), "The Hand" (1981) or "Jaws: The Revenge" (1987). #MichaelCaine #Horror #16mmInferno
I just wanted to shit-post about books, movies, video games, and nerdy computer stuff, but every day I read about some new fucked-up shit our government is doing with our tax dollars, supposedly in OUR name. I'm fucking tired.
Am I really a Linux person if I can make my desktop and all my apps look like I'm using windows? Fuck you, Bill Gates. I bow to your empire NO LONGER!
