Good morning to everyone except players who forget to shuffle prize cards

Good morning to everyone except the one who says Pokémon cards are “just cardboard.”

Good morning to everyone except players who knock over discard piles constantly

Good morning to everyone except collectors who don’t sleeve prerelease promos

Good morning to everyone except trainers who forget prize cards exist until late game

Good morning to everyone except players who shuffle like they’re playing poker

Good morning to everyone except the one who calls Illustration Rares “filler.”

Good morning to everyone except trainers who forget abilities are optional

Good morning to everyone except collectors who stack binders on top of each other

Good morning to everyone except players who forget stadium effects every turn

Good morning to everyone except collectors who store reverse holos with commons

Good morning to everyone except trainers who use coins instead of proper damage markers

Good morning to everyone except the one who opens packs over concrete floors

Good morning to everyone except collectors who leave cards out during food breaks

Good morning to everyone except players who forget to draw for turn and panic

Good morning to everyone except the friend who claims they can feel which pack is hot

Good morning to everyone except collectors who don’t label their storage boxes

Good morning to everyone except collectors who say sleeves ruin the feel of the cards

Good morning to everyone except trainers who forget retreat costs repeatedly

Good morning to everyone except the one who argues power level after deck selection

Good morning to everyone except the one who insists every pull is “mid.”

Good morning to everyone except collectors who leave deck boxes open on tables

Good morning to everyone except players who stack energy sideways for chaos

Good morning to everyone except the friend who says “it’s just casual” while comboing off

Good morning to everyone except collectors who don’t separate promos from bulk

Good morning to everyone except collectors who don’t separate promos by year

Good morning to everyone except players who slide cards across the table unprotected

Good morning to everyone except the one who insists all removal is unfun

Good morning to everyone except collectors who toss dividers from ETBs immediately

Good morning to everyone except players who say “oops” after missed triggers