We had to have a meeting during lunch and my coworker wasn't muting consistently so she just said "sorry I'm crunching live". Crunchin' Live. Beautiful turn of phrase
If I was as hot and as good at baseball as Jesús Luzardo is I would probably believe in God too.
Here is a decision I am genuinely torn on. Unclear how I do anything in this life...
I KNOW that I'm supposed to love and respect all hobbies. And I DO. And it's NICE that people can dork out but boyyyy some of these ren faire nerds got me doing air swirlies.
Today I'm going to the DMV and the Renaissance Faire. Is there a name for this type of day?
The best cover ever possibly the best live recording of any song ever. Have a nice night everybody youtu.be/ZjbAppJtx7E?...
Don't Do It │ The Band │ Live At The Academy Of Music, NYC, 1971
YouTube video by The Band
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Oh fuck we're playing the braves. At a regular time. I have to....care? I don't have the spirit!
Ideal first date scenario: Him: What's your favorite song about the US occupation of the port of Veracruz during the Mexican Revolution Me: Hmmmm gotta be "Veracruz" by Warren Zevon for me Him: Me too!
If you're having a bad day these are the size clothes you should be wearing. Some of you are not going nearly big enough.
I loveeeee putting a piece of foil on my baking sheet when I'm about to roast something. I get a little kick out of it every time. I got this life thing figured out, baby.
Sure, AI is bad but "Mickey Rooney was biggest mistake" is fucking hilarious
What's a good score to listen to in order to facilitate locking in and doing the boring work thing I've been avoiding?
In a docuseries about a bunch of totally bonkers people smuggling reptiles and cocaine, going dogs out like this is still the craziest thing I've seen
Have to draw up a fake protocol for a training exercise at work. Please submit names of obscure Phillies I can use in the examples. I'm thinking things like Principal Investigator Dr. Cody Asche
Arg Billy Beane has a Clash poster in his office in Moneyball so now my brain won't stop singing Billy Beane to the tune of "Jimmy Jazz"
Okay I get where Dads are coming from now. Eagles is perfect music for going 6mph over the speed limit
100% glasses wearers: do you consider us 50/50 contacts/glasses people dilettantes? poseurs? Is there a beef here? Should we start one?
Imagining a Mags that could sleep. Eh she'd probably be a huge loser whatever
Feels like it's gonna be a bad one today but maybe I can turn it into a good one? What do we think folks