Google translate only offering Spain Spanish and not Mexican Spanish is racism if I've ever seen it and it affects my job as an educator

People think marvel is gonna do miles morales after Peter dies fighting Doom but I bet we're gonna have a ben reilly

I just had a dream that I was playing Skyrim and found a stage light switch. My follower explained, "that's the light switch that turns the sun into ice. It would probably help us see steel and the color blue better. I tell you, no god would ever forgive us for using it, but it sounds convenient."

Might go onto twitter and post "I'd be able to beat up Batman" just to feel something

In 2000, O Brother Where Art Thou was released, and 25 years later, we got Sinners: both extremely good movies which revolve around Blues music. Are there more movies in between that I haven't seen yet, or do I need to wait until 2050 for the Next Big Blues Movie to fill out the ultimate trilogy?

In a sense that heroes belong to the population that idolizes them due to their admirable traits, fan made superhero stories like Petra Parker will always be more important and culturally relevant than the canonical stories we get from comics and movies.

I kinda consider you a baby leftist if you hate all men Men and masculinity are awesome. Patriarchy's the problem

Our generation has garbage elders. Like genuinely. "Hi Grandma, who lives in a mansion on the side of the mountain, my 7 year old cat is sick and I'm drowning in vet bills and I'm terribly stressed." "Idk have you considered euthanizing her? Maybe it's just her time" Like what

I get that she's infected with mold or replaced with Miranda for most of her screen time, but I HATE Mia and Ethan deserves so much better

I saw the new Spider-Man and it was real good

The first Austin Powers is genuinely saying something profound about consent that I like a lot

I can't wait for Bread & Circuses 39*: Doomsday *yes this is the actual number

What if Sadie Sink is the Chameleon

if supernatural came out in the 14th century it'd be adopted into the catholic canon like dantes inferno

every team facing up against Argentina should just take a red card for the team and kick Messi in the testicles as hard as he can at the very start of the match

Do you think you could get away with flipping off a cop while riding in a bus? Like what would they do? Follow the bus? Pull the bus over? Seems unlikely

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Suddenly I very much want Mexico to win

I think Egress should've been a two part episode, and episode one should've begun with a scene with Finn and Peebles hanging out and talking about the concept of growing up, during which the word "egress" is brought up by Finn and explained my PB.

Batman would be more effective if, occasionally, he hired a stunt performer to infiltrate the ranks of thugs so that he could violently "kill" them in front of other thugs. The whole no killing rule is already pretty tenuous but when the villains know about it, it ruins his whole aura

"soon we'll be living in a cyberpunk world" we're already living in a cyberpunk world, that's the whole point of cyberpunk "ohhhh soon we're going to be living in 1984" George Orwell just wrote down what he was seeing in real life and made it high-tech, he's not a fucking oracle.

Can we talk about how ASS the suits in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 are, especially compared to the ones from the first game? Miles' suits in particular are just atrocious

Do you think a Jedi would become actually WAY stronger with the force if they took drugs?

Designed a #fursona Please tell me if you like it and if you're experienced with designing furry OCs maybe give me some pointers :) I've never done this before

Only 5 more months until the boys are forced against their will to watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 again

The virgin Cooper who needs a tense climactic scene to dock to a rotating spaceship VS The chad Rocky who does it in like 3 seconds

People exiting the Backrooms movie into a dead mall has to be some level of cosmic irony

This still from Bigtop Burger always makes me laugh

Anti-weed that makes you feel deeply serious, focused, and stressed

If I build an elevated play fort on top of a 50 storey skyscraper, does that building now have to call itself 51 storeys? If not, how complex a structure would I need to build for them to do so?