Mahmud El Sayed

@mahmudelsayed.bsky.social

Writer | SFF | Arabfuturist | BSFA | Codex | Debut THE REPUBLIC OF MEMORY out now

Rewatched an old Stewart Lee Comedy Vehicle episode and can't get this out of my head: "18th-century polymath Thomas Young was the last person reputed to have read every book published in his lifetime. Someone who did that today would end up more stupid than the person who read nothing.”

Me writing about AI taking over and destroying the world: (laughing maniacally) "Yes. Yes!" (then realising that I actually believe this) "But no. No!" (but also being happy that the story is going well and laughing maniacally again) "But yes. Yes!"

If you want to talk about the Sea People, I'm waiting for someone to make a movie about Odysseus based on the Cretan Lie (the story that actually he and his men go to Egypt and work as a mercenaries; they become rich and then lose everything before Odysseus decides to return home).

This is just to say Nobody has blinded the Cyclops in the cave He was just minding his own business with his sheep And his cheese Just joking it was I, Odysseys, King of Ithaca, What are you going to do? Pray to Poseidon to curse me Or something?

Marie Phillips@mariephillips.bsky.social · last wk.

This is just to say I have turned into pigs the men that were on my island and which you were probably saving to row you to Ithaca Forgive me they were disgusting so male and so disrespectful.