My plants when I forgo expensive grow lights in favor of an array of ULTRA BEIJIING 6000K FUCK YOU RADIANT SUN SHOP LIGHT FOR ONLY $12.99
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[using my boyfriend's stove that can't boil water on full power] Before: wow this fucking sucks Now: the contradictions of imperialism sharpen!!!!!!!
MECO!@mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 3d agoLove reading theory. Now I can have the exact same views as before but sound like an educated pretentious nerd about it
Love reading theory. Now I can have the exact same views as before but sound like an educated pretentious nerd about it
There is no finer pleasure in life than mildly inconveniencing/annoying your wife
They should make a bottom that you can grow in your backyard like a carrot
Going to the optometrist and they slide tweets in front of me while asking "woke 1? woke 2?"
Had a dream last night where I was on a Star Wars ride at Disney. I was completely alone on it and a R2-D2 animatronic told me about a secret third side of the American civil war, then he showed me a flag that looked like a mix of the Confederacy and Bosnia
Bizarre Texas politics moment: the GOP keeps saying that Dem Senate candidate James Talarico is vegan and photoshopping cock in his mouth, followed by him having to release a public statement clarifying "no no no guys don't worry, I am NOT cool like that."
I'm pretending to be mad at this, but it's actually kind of beautiful and awesome that this little dude sees a tomato and just FULL SEND BEELINES towards the one thing nature designed him to do. I have lost my tomato plant, yet gained a closer connection to the world around me. Pretty cool
MECO!@mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 3mo agoAn entire life neither hearing of nor seeing a "tomato hornworm." It sounds like something you'd encounter in Viva Piñata designed to specifically antagonize you. I get a tomato plant, and not ONE DAY LATER guess what FAT ASS BITCH spontaneously appears and eats HALF THE FUCKING LEAVES ON MY PLANT
I fucking hate you you stupid ass cautionary tale worm I hope you get vivisected by a blue jay
MECO!@mainenginecutoff.bsky.social · 3mo agoAn entire life neither hearing of nor seeing a "tomato hornworm." It sounds like something you'd encounter in Viva Piñata designed to specifically antagonize you. I get a tomato plant, and not ONE DAY LATER guess what FAT ASS BITCH spontaneously appears and eats HALF THE FUCKING LEAVES ON MY PLANT
An entire life neither hearing of nor seeing a "tomato hornworm." It sounds like something you'd encounter in Viva Piñata designed to specifically antagonize you. I get a tomato plant, and not ONE DAY LATER guess what FAT ASS BITCH spontaneously appears and eats HALF THE FUCKING LEAVES ON MY PLANT
How to stop saying "We're SO back" when the top pulls out and the dick is immaculate
Not now hoe I'm listening to the Planet Earth II soundtrack
If I go to buy your food product and there is an AI image on the label I'm just going to assume it's 70% lead and sawdust
PSA on hyena culture: if you see a hyena at FWA the culturally appropriate greeting is to grab them here:
[man writing a score for a film that in any way involves the planet Mars] "Bring me...The Horns."
God What have you done You're a pink pony yeen And you whoop at the club
What are we going to do when we land and find them there
Are you really not going to let me smoke a joint and jerk me off on the couch on the day the Artemis II crew returns from cislunar space
JUST GOT OFF MY 15 HOUR CONSOLE SHIFT WE WENT TO THE MOON IN THE FUCKING SKY AND NOW WE ARE SO BACK
Seeing a rocket launch is basically the closest thing you can do to witnessing a man-made act of god. It's so bright that you can't look at the water without going sunblind. The only thing that comes even close it watching bombs fall, except with a launch you're filled with hope instead of terror.
