make up a guy
@makeupaguy.bsky.social
guy who makes up guys ♡ please send submissions in DMs ♡ I don’t do promotions ♡ this account is run by one of the admins of the original twitter account ♡
guy who says they’re going as a shoplifter for halloween, but they’re really just trying to hide the fact they stole a halloween costume and broke the ink tag
guy who goes to the grocery store dressed up like the cat in the hat, including the face paint
guy whose book club uses a blunt rotation instead of a talking stick
guy who can use chatgpt in their head (they finally found out what thinking is)
guy who thinks the letter p can be pronounced as "piss" like how z can be pronounced “zed"
guy who absolutely despises garfield for having the catchphrase “i hate mondays” and claims they invented hating mondays first
guy that is being torn apart at a molecular level but they’re insured so they’re chill with it
guy who proposed to their partner in the middle of a furry rp session
guy who insists “instagram” is short for "instant grandma"
guy urging popular culture to instead pivot to the well oiled robot, as seen in trolls 3: band together (2023 dir. walt dohrn)
Clay Clay Trolls
ALT: Clay Clay Trolls
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guy who is concerned that advancements in ai technology may cause the robot dance to become poorly aged
guy who actually went to jail because of a monopoly go to jail card
guy who forcefully fused their watch to their skin so magicians can’t steal it from them
guy who insists on calling it “11/9” as it is the superior date format
guy whose head has the texture of a deflated basketball
guy who i keep in my basement and exclusively feed dippin dots and monster energy drinks
guy who thinks steve jobs is actually multiple people, cloned from an original “steve job”
guy who replies to every post they see with “me and who?”