Things really haven’t been the same since the elimination of the Sky Mall catalog.

I am embarrassed to say, I am about to do a Jell-O shot.

Question: Is The Warriors classic cinema?

Every time I fly, I am behind someone who has never flown before in the security line. This is Rhett, the airport therapy dog.

Wasn’t someone going to do the Divine Comedy at some point?? I specifically recall someone saying they couldn’t wait to see the casting for the obscure 14th century nobles Dante had beef with.

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Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

I will be visiting Towson, MD tomorrow where, I have been informed, there is no Elaine Benes statue.

Seinfeld: Elaine Benes Says 'Fake, Fake, Fake'

ALT: Seinfeld: Elaine Benes Says 'Fake, Fake, Fake'

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We eat at this old-school Italian place a lot bc it’s the closest restaurant to our house. These wall jukeboxes worked until a few years ago, I’m sure it’s impossible to find someone to fix them. There used to be a strip club a few doors down and the dancers would come in to pick up food.

@gummyfredo.bsky.social did NOT want to take me to see Guns n Roses