God I love oysters but man I cannot eat them all the time in landlocked US
Hannah Apuan
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software engineer. 💖✨ (go/aws/infra/platform) ✨ currently customer.io 💖 ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨ just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱 denver, co ✨ my opinions are my own. https://hannahapuan.github.io/ add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)
To all websites ever: I do not want to spin your goddamn prize wheel
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
More people need to be talking about what’s happening in Indiana.
I really need to stop arguing with people on the internet when they can’t even read a graph correctly..
Both the stars of Ice Princess are gone. Going to rewatch the movie tomorrow in honor of them. Not usually pining to celebrities but the movies with her remind me of great memories watching them with my family. I hope she gets the rest she deserves. Re: Hayden Panettiere
I think one of the people living near me is a crow whisperer How do I join this crow whispering activity 🐦⬛
Told my coworkers that I got married and they all did not break out into applause Do better team
Pay attention to what is happening in Michigan right now. Why were all the polling predictions so wrong? There’s something going on. Stevens is by all accounts trending to underperform in same-day voting. But she is somehow trending ahead in Wayne county vs Oakland county.This doesn’t make sense.
People who wait in line for 20 minutes and the need another 10 minutes to decide what they want… what are you doing
Every time I go to the suburbs I feel like that episode of It’s Always Sunny when Mac and Dennis are stuck in the burbs. I WILL NOT EAT DOG
Tomorrow is Election Day in Michigan. If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote on Tuesday. Find your polling place at abdulforsenate.com/vote. Text your family and friends!
Thinking about a girl whom I met and her full middle name was “JohnBenet Ramsey”
Yall I want a Halo-themed tattoo so badly
Master Chief Halo Fortnite Emote Dance
ALT: Master Chief Halo Fortnite Emote Dance
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I like Emma Frost and I like Samara Weaving. So this is good news to me. In case anyone was wondering.
Emma Frost X-Men Powers Display
Alt: Emma Frost from the Wolverine and the X-Men cartoon
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It's insane how many more recruiters are reaching out to me when I actually have a job than when I didn't. I guess I get it somewhat but it's so depressing.
Just finished the new Spiderman movie, it was SO GOOD. It had no right being that amazing! Now I just need to see the Odyssey..
Not going to DEFCON for the first time in many years… but actually so happy I’m not going to be in shoulder to shoulder crowds and 114°F heat.
Coworker came up with a new term: “botenglish” English that you can tell is from AI bots.
When did the 21 year olds start looking like they’re 12 😭 Am I old lmao
So ready for it to cool down.. but also scared this or more extreme is going to be the rest of the future