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The league looking at @newyorkgiants.bsky.social as soon as their offense is healthy

Sad we can’t have the federal reserve do loans. It’d be nice to see Jerome Powell loan some of his spine to these dipshits in Congress.

Everybody get your asses signed up for Hilton Honors to show support. Provide no quarters for government violence.

Lemme go get my “Oui, The People” forearm tat rill quick.

For anyone who doesn’t realize yet, Trump would, without question, full scale invade a country or launch a nuke to distract from the Epstein files.

Start referencing, not linking, sources when you clap back at an online lie. “Actually, the builders of the Empire State Building were 40% immigrant. You can find this on the Empire State Building’s website, where it reminds us diversity is our greatest strength” they love to do their own research!

Donald Trump fucking all of us financially with tariffs then sending out $2,000 checks is real “the gangster gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving” shit.

This orange fucking TAINT called it treason: It’s in the MILITARY CODE OF CONDUCT YOU FAT HOE

Can I ask? If Trump knows more about everything than the people who spend all their time studying the subject and working in that industry directly, can you tell me how he wasn’t the best at keeping casinos open, and how he lost almost half of his inheritance before Russian banks saved him?

Mamdani winning NY the same day Dick Cheney, who’s largely responsible for the death of 2 million innocent people in the Middle East the last 20 years (and 140,000 US soldiers who committed suicide after coming home), is kind of fun for those of us who’ve lived through 6 once in a lifetime crisis.

All this groaning, from a DOG. Get a job.

“STOP BLAMING HILLARY AND OBAMA” I say to Trump, as they continue to bombard me with those names to raise money for themselves which they keep if they lose

No city loves a scrappy white pro athlete (preferably a ginger) on their team like Boston.

It’s called Shrodinger’s Billionaire Billionaires advance society and are cool geniuses and also are hoarding everything and sucking the blood from the earth and society until we open the box/all die.

So nobody wanna talk about how much Donald Trump resembles Pizza The Hut from Spaceballs?

Now that Trump has doubled his bailout for Argentina to 40 BILLION , every single American is paying over $100 in taxes to save a FOREIGN president from the economy he created. Have two kids and a spouse? Trump cost your family $400 to bail out Argentina. Four. HUNDRED. DOLLARS. PER. FAMILY.

If you can, we must.

Got my first ICE recruitment ad on Spotify right before I heard the last song I’ll hear on Spotify until they announce they’ve stopped advertising that shit.

I’m happy to see that the most fun white boys in the league are on the Giants. If they were Colts or Saints or something, every shitty white racist would start buying jerseys. But they hate NY more than they have love for two cold ass honkys.

Republicans will really mock an overweight health official who’s a Democrat with a doctorate and an MD, but hears the heroin addict with a brain worm who looks like fucking Hoggle from Labyrinth tell them FORESKIN REMOVAL CAUSES AUTISM BECAUSE TYLENOL, and go “SO GLAD WE KNOW THIS NOW”

Fear not, Oregon. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social has (illegally) called in the Texas National Lard

There’s no question in my mind that @netflix.com chose to put Idiocracy in its front page scroll very intentionally. The question now is how much further down the path does this government have to go before they add V for Vendetta?

The most important miscalculation of this fascist regime was expecting hundreds of thousands of our REAL warriors to eat up some weekend warrior truck nuts version of valor and leadership. They know blowhard douchebags when they see them. Also, @secdef.govpeeps.us can’t do a chin up.

In light of today’s absolutely fucking deranged “I’m in a war movie” speeches by Trump and Hegseth, I give you the plaque at West Point.

Doesn’t anyone else find it weird that the picture of the “gunman’s bullet” photo is in the rain, all wet etc, but the nearest weather station at Dallas Love field has a total rainfall of .13 inches between 6:53 and 12:53. So, how’d those get so soaked with rain falling at .02 inches an hr?

Weird the people who say “you can’t even go into the city anymore it’s so dangerous” are threatening civil war? Buddy, you get nervous driving near downtown, I don’t suspect you’re taking the castle anytime soon.

The only time there was right wing support for gun control was when the Black Panthers started carrying. Vance’s threat to crack down on leftists is mistaking the left and liberals. You can silence liberals with fear. Try that with the ACTUAL far left, and they get their guns out of the safe.

Those are American white nationalists. It’s only authentic if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany.

Call me an “old fashioned piece of shit”, but I don’t get a thrill out of seeing MAGA farmers suffer because they got bamboozled into believing lies. I spent my entire life until I was 35 thinking we were a nation of justice and good. Then someone sent me the CIAs reports on their own crimes.