my partner an asshole for getting me into college ball I used to enjoy life now my mental health revolves around 15 kids from North Carolina I don’t even know where that is WHAT THE FUCK IS A TAR HEEL
Armando Torres
@mandodoesstuff.bsky.social
Occasional comedian, constant disappointment.
College basketball is crazy cause you’re just majoring in psychology and now I’m HATING YOUR FUCKING GUTS FOR LOSING US THE GAME FUCK YOU WITHERS I HOPE YOU HAVE A POP QUIZ NEXT WEEK
Powers been off for 10 minutes so naturally I’ve started making a list of my most eatable neighbors
*The Jurassic Park theme plays as I whip off my sunglasses to admire a roving pack of wild dildos*
Should each Thanksgiving dish be its most flavorful version (like garlic confit mashed potatoes/butter bay leaf rolls/balsamic brussel sprouts) or do some dishes need to be simple to pair with the other more flavorful dishes (a banger turkey or killer mac n cheese)?
@mandodoesstuff.bsky.social @andrewrosas.bsky.social @theindoorkid.bsky.social I’m sorry how did all of you miss the joke about that guy coming over to give the dog sitter a bone…..or he was going to give them a B-I-*clap*-G-O (though I realize that works better in text due to spelling)
New Kendrick, new Father John Misty, great day for East LA, both those of us from here and the kids trying to gentrify us out
surprised Netflix didn’t cancel this fight after 1 mediocre round
this foo got the face acne of a teenage boy’s back
love watching two mexicans beat the shit out of each other and then have nothing but respect for each other what a fight