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When people can't remember my name

☀️@vamospeat.bsky.social · yesterday

good morning to all the

I'm aware that posting photos here is public, but some of the comments people leave are Very Weird.

hot wet delirious

If ur seeing this u probably need to drink some water babe

Have you ever heard of a matter baby?

Feels so icky whenever I see H*rry P*tter content anywhere. I understand ~nostalgia~ but can we hang that up already?

@ men I see jogging shirtless: Sorry for staring but you're all so hot 🫦

Scrolling through LinkedIn feels like when Hercules jumped into the River Styx to save Meg 🫩

If I went to Circe's island I would play Swine by Lady Gaga for her and we'd queen out ☺️

Anyone else dwell on your deepest regrets and darkest thoughts between sets in the gym??

Shout out to my vascular system for function AND fashion.

@God if ur real give me telekinesis pls

At a baseball game and all the batters have their own little songs!!! How cute!

You ever sit there in your heartache, waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from your old ways???

Finally got my craft table set up so I can start sewing again thank GOD 🥹

Watch The Odyssey? I'd rather watch the sea otters 🦦

Peacocking! In The Weight Room

Took a nap and all I got was a headache

Do you guys think I can climb the mountain to appease the witch and return the slab on behalf of my husband to break his family curse that I married into??

En Sabah Nur or inner saboteur?

Need more haptic feedback when stomping on a lanternfly and its nymphs.

Uncle Fester's daily mantra

Elliot@1t2ls.bsky.social · 3w ago

i am electrified. good god.

Sure, I'll let you merge in front of me, but only if you do it with good intentions and a pure heart 😇

Oh boy I can't wait to get a job and feel like a human bean again

I'm out in these streets today hair not done, face not washed, no spf on, really just schlepping around 😒

So glad I watched the drag race finale before coming on this website knowing you nasty girls would spoil it so quickly.

Buc-ee's really is America's Disneyland ain't it

Iced please. Oh, yeah whole milk is fine. Thank you!

Putting a banana in a hot dog bun and drizzling it with peanut butter would slap tbh. Follow for more vegetarian tips.