I can lick my own nose - it was a real party trick when I was at school … now, not so much. 🤣🥴

Alice Sheppard@penguingalaxy.bsky.social · yesterday

Quote this with something you can do that is funny or impressive, but absolutely useless. I do a really good imitation of a pigeon.

@kidcobbler.bsky.social I’m hoping the pattern of the week is broken today, as I’m down in Six Club. 🤞🥴

www.fatsoma.com/e/vbgqgafb/v... My son has a play on in Salford in October. I'd really appreciate shares, even if you can't make it yourself. It's on 7, 8, 9 at the King's Arms. I'm very excited to see it. Thank you.

VOID at The Kings Arms, Salford on 6th Oct 2026

VOID at The Kings Arms, Salford on 6th Oct 2026. Buy tickets in just 2-clicks with our super-fast checkout

fatsoma.com

CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!

Is it just me or is Bluesky behaving strangely today?

Long shot, but if anyone in North #Oxford has lost a tortoise with a surprising turn of speed in the heat, do get in touch..

@kidcobbler.bsky.social Good morning, Stephen. What an awful Wordle today. I was getting hot under the collar - but just got it and hung onto Six Club by my fingernails!

This is a stunning book - a piece of art in itself. I’m rationing myself to a few pages a day. I want to devour it but I will savour it.

Robert Macfarlane@robgmacfarlane.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Hello—The Book of Birds by me & the artist Jackie Morris is published…today A re-imagining of the field guide/bird book for our age of wonder & loss, from Avocet to Yellowhammer. Jackie has painted over 300 original artworks for it; I’ve tried to let language soar, glide & plunge. For the birds!

@robgmacfarlane.bsky.social My copy has just arrived. What a special book. Stunning. Thanks to you and Jackie.

Good morning, @kidcobbler.bsky.social and @reacctionary.bsky.social Back to reality in Five Club for me today. Have a good weekend.

@reacctionary.bsky.social You’re very quiet today. Hope you’re ok. 💛

Bluesky seems to be forbidding me a lot today. Think I’ll send myself to bed early and read a good book. 🫢

Good morning @kidcobbler.bsky.social and @reacctionary.bsky.social 4 Club for me again today. I’m thinking of asking for a room…

Good morning @kidcobbler.bsky.social and @reacctionary.bsky.social I Wordled in4 today and was quite pleased with that. Either of you joining me?