Went to get a haircut, as I’m leaving: Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old? Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
Mr Milchick
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Kang Variant. Army Officer (Network/System Engineer). Crate digger. Reader. Bodybuilder. JRPG Gamer. The nerdiest Scorpio you’ll ever know. N.O. raised ⚜️ I GA living
This turned out a little better than I thought it would
I was bored, so I made a strawberry crunch cheesecake
Want to know how men friendships work? I have two dudes at my gym that I lift with on a regular basis. We didn’t know each others’ name for about 2 months
Craving some mangosteen right now. I really need to take a trip back to Asia
No one wants to share music, have me cook for them, and sometimes we touch each others privates. Must be the weather
Especially if sent while I’m busy at work
TJ Huey@hueytj2.bsky.social · last yr.Unexpected nudes will make my whole body explode and have me bark
Wanted ramen, so I made my own. Chili crisp steak buldak ramen with soy soaked eggs
Bad news is that I won’t be attending Dreamcon anymore. Good news is that I’m moving up a closing on a property that I’m selling for 3 times what I paid for it.
As per tradition, started my Memorial Day weekend off with Murph
Just got a haircut. Got a lot of errands to run all of a sudden
Anything can happen coming into work in the military
We were really out in these streets in college trying to sell knives to people
Today marks my 17 year anniversary in the military. Seen a lot of the world and gained lots of experiences. Lets see how much I have left in me
Decided to bless my coworkers with some beignets this morning
There is a direct correlation between a rise in the right wing ideologies, support of the Conservative Party, and the male loneliness epidemic. In this essay, I will….
think I’m at the “hire a regular cleaning service my house” point of life
Accidentally using the hard side of a bristle brush when you’re tender headed is worse than stepping on leggos
A tiny house is just a gentrified trailer home. Prove me wrong
Once again missing home, so I made some red beans and rice
