Took this picture of Rangiora on my flight last week

I will vote for whichever party pledges to end Closer Economic Relations with Australia to stop all my friends moving to Melbourne

Woke New Zealand guy who refuses to support the national football team in their match against Iran today because they are called the 'All Whites'

Bus payment terminal out of service

Magnifying Glass Gem

ALT: Magnifying Glass Gem

static.klipy.com

Socialism in one postcode

New Zealand is assembling a fleet to blockade the Straight of Hormuz

society

A portrait of the New Zealand Government in 2026

This stickman advertisement is really putting the SS in PaKKK n SSlave

Critical support to NZTA for defunding the police

Waterfowl

Quackcels

Friendship, the best investment we can ever make

Just got dust in my eyes from the hot wind

Tweets from the future: I stopped PC Gaming because my graphics card was contributing to the New Zealand Energy Crisis of 2026 (I had to pay a $500 power bill despite rolling blackouts) (Thanks Luxon)

I should just subtweet people on here because most of my twitter oomfs aren’t on here lol

Standing at the university bus stop despite graduating 3 years ago just to feel something

I hope my final meal before I die is a Steak and Cheese pie made by a Cambodian baker that speaks in an incredibly thick New Zealand accent

rare W for COINTELPRO from a legendary conversation between Bhakti Shringarpure and Mahmood Mamdani (h/t Silke-Marie Weineck)

No one says 'cost of living' anymore, they just give you The Stare

In America, we bomb other countries only when the stock markets are closed to prevent panic trading.

Everyone talks about the Transatlantic accent but no one ever talks about the Transpacific accent - Kiwis that grew up in New Zealand but were online enough that they have incorporated some American features in their speech.

15 minute city, 15 minute beer, 15 dollar pint

This long weekend I’m going to crash my car into another and cause a multiple-vehicle pileup on the State Highway 1 Southern Motorway to do my part in contributing to the holiday road toll #kiwiana #roadtoll #backontrack #delays #onelaneopen

Haven't solo watched any life changing films/shows in a quite a while. I also think I've exhausted most of the kino that prominently feature characters that I can relate to on a personal level. Things are looking rough at the moment.

Australian politicians crashing out hard in Parliament because the kids are answering civics exams in perfect Wokeinese instead of whatever chud propaganda language this is

ramiel@ramiels.me · 2y ago

to be fair to 72% of australian students this test is deeply unserious

I love waking up because everyday is a new episode of the Great American Crashout 2025 #greatamericancrashout

I've come to realize that in the past 2 months I've slowly come to have the same film watching habits as Joseph Stalin

I wish I could share a cigarette with a bird (sparrow)