Watching The Avengers with the kids and I’m pretty sure they’ve seen 60–80% of it in aggregate from memes and YouTube shorts

More analogue Blood Bowl. The kids are adding their own Jim and Bob commentary for authenticity ”That player is about to be punched above AND below the belt…”

I saw there was Rod Liddle disc horse and I saw there was don’t speak ill of the dead disc horse but I had not connected the two.

Ice Cube Driving a Convertible

Alt: Ice Cube Driving a Convertible

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Anyone who claims AI is a great support tool for neurodivergent people is welcome to gargle my entire unwaxed nutsack because they just held a pillow over the face of one of my most-used ADHD support tools to replace it with the million wrong opinions with a lanyard around its neck machine.

Brainmage.itch.io@brainmage.bsky.social · 6h ago

I remember when Gemini replaced google assistant. I said "Okay google, set a timer for five minutes", and instead of setting a timer like it used to, it said "I can't do that. Would you like to hear some things I can do?" so I cannot WAIT for this change to make my phone significantly less useful.

I know correlation != causation but the suggestion that AI use makes you stupid isn't disproven by the fact that everyone who posts in support of AI use is dick-shrivellingly stupid.

Juro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:

Big shout out to all the people who were mad at me for not wanting them to vote labour cause they were “certain labour will be better on trans rights than the tories“, they couldn’t have done it (segregation) without you

Sometimes parenting is explaining Maurizio Cattelan’s Comedian to an 11 year old at 11pm

Rottenham Hotspur stripped and ready for repainting

I don’t want to get into the generational weeds or anything but the Millennials got done dirty when it came to their anthem

Scott@merseytart.com · yesterday

I genuinely couldn't tell you how this song goes. I'm sure I've heard it at some point but I certainly don't know the words and the dance. I know Somebody Told Me, if that helps? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

If you ask me nicely I’ll the story of how I covered everything in someone’s handbag in blueberry yogurt when I sat on it.

Maq@maqusan.bsky.social · yesterday

Today in Peak Fucking Stockholm someone had their earbuds taking up a seat on the train

Today in Peak Fucking Stockholm someone had their earbuds taking up a seat on the train

Again, this is another case of ”what the fuck are we even doing here?” It’s like watching a streamer and calling it playing the game. Games are a participation sport. You’re supposed to participate.

justin achilli@jachilli.bsky.social · 2d ago

I tell you what, though, I've GMed every game I've ever run without AI, and my experience is that the more you do it, the better you get at it, so maybe don't foist off the creative endeavor onto the slurm faucet.

The main thing people can’t fathom is a justice system without police as enforcement and without retributive justice. We’re seeing a world where you can still get your stuff back but more importantly no-one needs to take your stuff.

Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d ago

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

A piece of advice for young players that came to mind while applying for a job: always make sure your P1 escalation protocols automatically alert the C-suite. Because there’s always some Kenneth or Karen who logs everything as a P1 and the CTO will get sick of the texts and kick their arse for you.

Googling "how to stop child asking questions about the Darksaber so we can all get some sleep"

Maq@maqusan.bsky.social · 4d ago

Watching The Mandalorian with the kids. Laughing at Gina Carano

I don’t know what particular brainspider it is that makes me feel like a fraud whenever I’m sick. Like I was literally in hospital with dangerously low BP and a doctor prescribing morphine because the pain has kept me awake for months and here’s me thinking someone’s gonna call me out as a big baby.

Watching The Mandalorian with the kids. Laughing at Gina Carano

11: ”if I fits, I sits” 14: ”Are you on the toilet right now?!”

Why is it called Theatre of the Mind and not Imagine Dragons?

What is the best fight scene in a movie that isn't Jackie Chan v Benny Urquidez in Wheels on Meals?

Nope. Stopped working almost instantly. Back to agony again last night. Burnt clean through the painkillers.

Maq@maqusan.bsky.social · 6d ago

That’s two full night’s sleep in a row. That percocet’s some good shit.

Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive

contemptress@thejessness.bsky.social · 6d ago

share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive

OF COURSE America killed the fucking World Cup

Not sure we’ll need typesetters

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

DnD players levelling up 🤝 female influencers: I got a weird DM asking me for feat picks

That’s two full night’s sleep in a row. That percocet’s some good shit.

I think I need contact with anyone else who's gone through the breast cancer rollercoaster recently. I've no family, nor anyone else I know that has been through it. I appreciate that you may not want to discuss this, but if you do I'd appreciate it x

One thing that surprised me about becoming a parent was how absolutely dogshit my parents were.

Hellrazor Ramon@sugarazor.bsky.social · last wk.

One thing that surprised me about becoming an adult is how many people have absolutely dogshit parents.