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Teddy! 💫 🐟

@maraquanteddy.bsky.social

Teddy | 24, he/they | @OceanHazel.bsky.social 's Neopets acc! Expect customizations, shitposts, and just general Neopets talk :D

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✨Cosmic Bat Creations✨@cosmicbatcreations.bsky.social · last yr.

I ASKED DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON UR PHONE?????????

Close up of my neopet mutant usul fursuit

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors Not Working I See

Neopets Unis Clothing Shop haggle screen for Koi Scientist Flasks wearable. Grey Uni shopkeeper says "You have the manners of a beggar sir. I demand 4,850 Neopoints."

Subsequent haggle screen for Koi Scientist Flasks wearable. Grey Uni shopkeeper says "May your children grow humps! 4,850 is my FINAL offer!"

pony / pygmalion @ponymeadows.bsky.social · last yr.

various #neopets art (ft. gc comms + sketches) #grundoscafe (NO idea if thats a tag)

a blue bori from neopets depicted in a retro cartoon style

a valentine poogle with a heart guitar winking at the viewer

an alien blumaroo with a royalboy crown looking high and mighty

various stylized sketches of doctor sloth from neopets

alvarez 🔞@alvars3.bsky.social · last yr.

hope you brought your coupons!

a piece of digital artwork depicting Mr. Chipper, a blue Lutari (an otter Neopet) serving a single scoop of strawberry ice cream to a Fire Pteri (a bird Neopet). Mr. Chipper stands with his right hand on his cart and he's under a parasol. the cart reads "Happy Valley Ice Cream". behind him is a blue sky flanked by snow-covered evergreen trees.

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Tuesday’s

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Monday’s

Old Neopets site art of a Blue Moehog at a desk with PC, edited to be inside a straw thatched Neohome room 1.0. The straw bales kind of look like padded walls.

Gooblah Disciple @countvonroo.bsky.social · last yr.

Im tired of logging in every five minutes!!!!

Teddy! 💫 🐟@maraquanteddy.bsky.social · last yr.

bro be fr right now

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Happy Pride You Fruits

All Neopets fruit (and some vegetable) Chia species, arranged to match rainbow gradient background.

Teddy! 💫 🐟@maraquanteddy.bsky.social · last yr.

hey srry for the lack of activity..with everything happening lately the site has me feeling down lately :( from the boards to the latest premium obsession that Dom has

Razzer Red @razzer40.bsky.social · last yr.

Very old neopet art of Grarrl

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

“The Truth About The Grundo Leader” Neopian Times Issue 232 (2007)

Neopian Times user comic “The Truth about the Grundo Leader” by user Rose_cel.
Panel 1. “Bad random events” showing site random event of Grundo Leader stealing Frozen Negg and Triple Hot Dog.
Panel 2. “But…What is he doung with all that food?” with drawing of the winged Pink Grundo contemplating a sack of stolen goods.
Panel 3. Large drawing of Grundo Leader holding a Negg with happy expression bringing the open sack to the Kadoaterie with several of the petpets mewing at him. Thought bubble over his head reads “Kads=Love”.

Dappercap!@dappercap.bsky.social · last yr.

Blumaroo Magnet! A (slightly delayed) gift for my Neopet loving Mum! Learned a lot modeling and painting this lil guy, and she loved it 💙 #artsky #fanart #neopets #blumaroo #magnet

A 3D printed hand painted magnet of a blue blumaroo from the Neopets virtual pet site.

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Feeding This Little Poser To My Grundos m.imdb.com/title/tt0851...

Experiment 251 “Link” from Lilo & Stitch: The Series. It’s a stout, yellow, three-fingered, two-toed alien with large red eyes, a nose, and antennae with holes at the top.

Pre-conversion art of Yellow Grundo Neopet. It’s a stout, three-fingered, two-toed alien with big red eyes, no nose, and antennae with holes at the top.

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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Stop That

Group of 1899-2000 era Neopets, Lupe, Uni, Peophin, and Wocky all facing forward over flat bright green background. Impact meme font reads: “WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU”.

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Something Has Certainly Happened

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

*Techo Says Voice* Moehog

Neopets Green Moehog keychain plush over Field of Clovers wearable background.

✨HOΓΓIBULL✨ team tragedy 🎭@horribull.art · last yr.

A beautiful smile (old art) #furryart #neopetsart #neopets

Allison Otting @allisonotting.com · last yr.

Me pulling up to the drive thru window:

A screenshot from a retro version of neopets. A green Y2K looking fairy looks at the viewer, and the text below reads "Where is my Bucket of Slops?" Below that is a picture of a wooden bucket with unidentifiable sludge and flies swirling above it.

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Sitting On A Bench

Old Neopets are of a Purple Poogle and Pink Kacheek sitting on a green bench with balloons of the opposite’s colour.

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · last yr.

Never Discontinued In My Heart Nor My Gut Microbiome

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2y ago

Neopets Islandberry Crunch (2006-2006): A promotional tie-in for the Neopets "virtual pet community"--which had just been purchased for $150 million by Viacom--this cereal featured corn puff pieces noted for their bright red and purple color, and intense berry flavor