Everything I’ve ever learned about Jelly Roll has been against my will 😞
NikuTheLifter
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Dumping ground for my various gym lifts, lyra practices, and sumo bouts etc etc Big ol’ 🏳️🌈 nerd otherwise
Casual reminder to just put the speedo on if you want to
How the hell do I hype myself up? I’ve got an interview for a remote position today, tournament on Saturday, in prep for a powerlifting meet. I feel like I’m not ready for any of it 😩
I had assumed that I couldn’t do dips for some reason. Neat!
Bought the summer capt America skin but I havent had the strength to play the game 😅
I highly recommend not letting your self worth be determined by how well your workouts go because there will be times where things are bad for seemingly no reason (today)
What do you mean there’s a company named Umbrella Labs selling peptides and they have the same logo as RE Umbrella?! 😩
What do I need to do for a chest like that?! (Don’t tell me, let me live in ignorance)
#4 Art Atwood: Truly one of my favorites. He never had many high placings as a pro and only qualified for the Olympia twice, but his nickname, "Mass Monster," fit perfectly. At 5'11", he reached an insane 330–350 pounds in the offseason. He also had a defining bodypart which I'm sure you can see.
What do you mean they only made 3 Zoe’s Ascension Project models?!
Never heard of Zercher Deadlifts until yesterday. 88lbs nearly took me out but I can’t wait to push em harder next time
My ability to be very sweaty with minimal activity 🤝 overhead lighting
If your brand has words like beefy, thicc, chonky or anything there synonymous with being a bigger person and your largest size is a 2XL….its an immediate chop.
The day I pre-order a digital game is the day I have completely lost it
Yeah yeah yeah it’s a marathon not a sprint but do you understand there are kids that haven’t graduated high school yet benching 450?! How do I get there?!
My brain is rapidly switching between “give yourself a break” mode and “this is all your fault” mode 😮💨
Finding a black irezumi tattoo artist or even an irezumi artist with examples on black people is a lot more difficult than I expected 😮💨
I’m taking a week off from heavy leg work because of whatever is up with my knee. It’s silly but I’m worried I’ll wake up one day with chicken legs 😩
🎶I wanna do steroids I don’t want to fit through doors🎶
Almost fell for an ai(?) morph 😮💨 It’s rough out here
I genuinely cannot believe I was too scared to play Resident Evil games. Since 9 I’ve finished 2R, and 4 and had a blast with each of them