A meeting of Ear, Nose, and Throat doctors should be called an ENTmoot.
Marcus-bo-MacKenzie
@marcmack.bsky.social
Frisbee golf dilettante, alpaca whisperer
Cenobite : We have such sights to show you 😈 [cut to cenobites and you on top of a hop-on double decker tour bus, animatedly pointing out things]
Yet another of the wrong 80 year olds have died. #RIPTimCurry
Free idea for a computer themed drag queen name: Charles Boobage.
Stop by the awesome feed of @theanastasia.bsky.social , enjoy the content, and wish her a happy birthday! You will be glad you did (and she’ll be too) Also be sure to check out her hilarious web comic, @capybarasatwork.bsky.social
[looks down at open wallet with a single moth fluttering out of it in one hand, and structured settlement agreement in the other] If only there was an 877 phone number that could help with this situation …
I’m replacing the word “onerous” with “onanous” when talking with others at work. Just, quite appropriately, to amuse myself.
Face Off 2: Face On Tag line: “Two Face, Too Furious”
Wife: How many animatronic Jack Sparrows are there on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney world? Three? Me: Yes, and there would have been more but the ride designers were … out of their Depps. I’ll be chasing this pun high for a long time.
When a French person gets hurt they get a la boo-boo.
An increasingly confused Trump has now shifted from blaming Vandals for the reflecting pool damage to blaming the Visigoths.
When your butt gets big from too much bread, that called a Glutinous Maximus
Erm, the verb tense is wrong! I am still reporting #yegbike traffic, but now it’s Tuesdays on @marcmack.bsky.social’s Toast Marketing Board at 8 am. Starting August 4, we’ll be doing a book review on Jane Jacob’s “Dark Age Ahead”
How long do you think the British Museum will remain in business now that AI took over its job of stealing art I’m worried you guys.
Never trust an iceberg when it says “Just the tip”
People say they’re using the Socratic method, but fail to drink hemlock. Weak.
The existence of smash burgers implies the existence of pass burgers.
Who decided to call it the matriarchy, and not the punani state?
The final on the French literature test is just not giggling when you say Honoré de Balzac.
When you think about it, the Donner party was kind of a pot luck.
Keep your food for thought, I’ll stick to my beverages for feelings.
“Love isn’t a noun. It’s a verb,” I said. But apparently it’s both, so I only got half marks on that question.
They say there are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing matters, and the other is as though everything does. But they were all of them deceived, for another way to live your life was made, forged in secret, a master way to live your life to control all others.
Hey! I interviewed John Linnell of They Might Be Giants! The interview was to air last week, but it was delayed to April 21, at ~7:20 am MDT (that’s 6:20 am PDT, 9:20 EDT, and I’ll rely on you to do other math as needed). Tune in at 88.5 fm in #yeg or listen live at CJSR. com
A brief promotional statement about a small European country is called a Luxemblurb.