Marf
@marf.dog
A Wolf on the internet - it/they/he - 34 🔞only please Book nerd, ΘΔ!! Queer 🏳️🌈 ❤️ @fizzy.gay ❤️ Telegram: t.me/FuzzyMarf
Today's mantra: "I should not make unilateral decisions about my boss' business relationships no matter how much I want to tell someone to kick rocks"
I'm fairly sure this is a generational thing, but it always feels a little passive aggressive when someone responds to my email with 👍
Guys!!!! Im so excited to announce the opening for preorders for the Critter Camp S’mores Backpack!!!⛺️🔥🍫 This bag has been over a year in the making, took several samples, working with different manus, and trying hard to get every detail right! 😩 Check IG for all the details!
I have a controversial thing to say: Cane's kinda mid. The actual preparation of the chicken is always executed immaculately, but where is the flavor.
When it's the one day per fortnight your executives are not dysfunctioning and you can see through time and space.
Pooltoys always look like they're having so much fun… So why not make my own outfit to join in! 🎨: @ankorthehyena.bsky.social 🌊🦈🦊💦 #furryart #pooltoy
When he’s horny and done asking nicely… #WerewolfWednesday
Closed a file that I've been working on for almost 4 months. Real estate agent brought champagne, good way to end a workweek.
I had 5 appointments scheduled today. So far, 3 out of 5 have had to cancel. Twiddling my thumbs I guess
horse with human hands i love you, i love you, horse with human hands
Inventing a contraceptive device that's just a little vacuum robot that scurries around your insides after sex, sucking up all the cum. Calling it a Woomba.
Dreamed about quitting my job two nights ago. Today my job is trying to pop me like a blood pressure balloon.