The Nithya edging all weekend resulted in the biggest progressive nut. Bye Spencer!!!
I know I’ve been quiet here but I still hope he dies today.
We moved on from Kristi Noem’s husband’s big titties too quickly.
Elon - it’s such little dick behavior of you not to want to pay taxes. BIG dick moguls DEMAND to pay their share. It proves they know their worth and are DYING to flex it. Your unwillingness to pay just shows what an itty bitty dick you have. Your baby dick will grow if you pay your fucking taxes.
I hate when Dump wears the really fancy tuxedo. It’s just the worst look he could possibly have. He is just greed personified. He is entitlement on wheels. A gilded lily that is rotting from the inside. It’s so literal and on the nose it’s sickening.
I’ve long thought Bernie Sanders should join Parliament. Not the governing body, the band. I just feel like he has some beautiful funk inside that yearns to be expressed.
Every morning I wake with the hope I’ll open my phone and there will be a million texts telling me he died. I get a thrill in my chest even just thinking about it right now.
Every day we wonder whether we will live or die all because of the whims of an idiotic, incompetent, incoherent, incontinent pedoph*ile whose best quality is that he is a coward.
We make so much space and so many excuses and so much accommodation for aberrant male sexuality that we have a literal r*pist and a pedoph*le for a president. And it’s even more of a crime to use those actual words than it is for him to hold the highest office in the world.
Louis CK shoulda just had an OnlyFans so people could pay to watch him jerk off instead of subjecting female comics to it. Missed financial opportunity!
For summer protests I predict a bunch of big titty frogs.
So many dudes at protests are showing up with big titties it’s going to replace the frog
H*es know! Please - spicy workers! Drop your client list! Spill the tea! Stop protecting these corrupt politicians. We need you in this fight. Who is the DL top bending Lindsay Graham over Disney World hotel chaise lounges? Who’s buying your panties? Who buys your farts? Who are you p*ssing on? #fdt
What Bryon was doing was not that different from Kristi posing in front of prisoners. It’s fetishized power play. She was always giving ‘ILSA’. They should open a large scale BDSM brothel catering to MAGA. They’d make bank!! I LOVE THIS FOR THEM!!!
I’m just sick of him. Sick of being outraged. Sick of being disgusted. Sick of being appalled. I’m even sick of laughing at him. Only his death would bring relief now. That’s all I wish for.
He wants to control Venezuela Iran Cuba Greenland but he can’t even control the shit coming out of his own asshole! #nokings
Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?
An incoherent, incompetent, incontinent p*dophile decides whether we live or die.
He looks so stupid and tired in his little made up war room.
I hate when people say ‘He tells it like it is’ because he’s not based in reality at all. He just forces us all to believe in his truth completely against our will.
People still clapping for him like he’s not a piece of shit.
They arrested a prince and this is INCREDIBLE and it shows how little republicans care about evidence and the truth when it comes to the Epstein files or really anything to do with Dump. The information was enough to topple a monarch and here they are just turning a blind eye to these allegations.
Not relevant, but he’s objectively so physically repulsive, so truly ugly in every sense of the word. From his pathetic face - the way that it is aging, sliding down the grim plane of his disgusting body to the manner and content of his words. Only a man who has done great wrong can look so bad.
He’s got to know how much people hate him. I don’t think he can really be shielded from the enormity of it.
He’s mad because he knows he’s never going to be one of those beloved people who suddenly die and everyone is stunned with surprise and grief. He knows we are all waiting and hoping and wishing for his demise, planning parties and festivals, chilling magnums of champagne just for the glorious day.
The fact that he doesn’t sleep makes me think he is gonna die soon.