Me conducting performance reviews for employees about to be placed on a PIP: this sucks but comes with the territory of conducting business 🤡 Me making roster cuts for junior varsity: I’m about to ruin someone’s life 😭
I hate establishment Democrats for not denouncing the genocide in Gaza and moving to the right on immigration, policing, and LGBTQ rights, but most of all I hate when they email me at my old address and deadname me in the subject line
Not now babe I’m watching the Xena episode that uses footage of what was intended to be a spinoff show called Amazon High where Selma Blair stars as a time traveling high school student who gets sent back in time to become Queen of an Amazon tribe as that also has Karl Urban for some reason
maggie@margaretsky.bsky.social · last wk.Whenever Bruce Campbell isn’t on screen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Autolycus?”
Holly Winterburn went 6-6 for 16 points in the first and she still attempted a full court heave at the end of the first ruining her perfect shooting percentage if you want another example of why the WNBA is better than the MNBA
I say this hypocritically because I’m about to enter my school-branded tracksuit era and I’m literally never going to wear anything else from now on
maggie@margaretsky.bsky.social · last wk.Say what you will about Chris Demarco but at least he succeeds in one key area of coaching (wearing a suit on the sidelines like we goddamn used to do)
Say what you will about Chris Demarco but at least he succeeds in one key area of coaching (wearing a suit on the sidelines like we goddamn used to do)
Was talking shit about the Lakers sale but autocorrect betrayed me and my friend was wondering why I have such a big problem with Bon Iver
Mr Mamdani the 7soulsdeep guy is terrorizing my neighborhood please do something
What do Enes Kanter, Riley Gaines, and Sophie Cunningham have in common? They ain’t won shit. Transphobes are such fucking losers
Starting my coaching gig Aug 17th and I’m super excited to build my little Haikyuu!! ass team and have the power of friendship carry us to the championship
maggie@margaretsky.bsky.social · last mo.I’ve been applying to and getting offers for fall volleyball gigs and it’s funny to have to skirt around my playing experience since I was a different gender back when I was playing competitively
Not now babe I’m watching the Goliath apologia episode of Xena featuring a young Homelander from The Boys as David as a morally complex antihero
maggie@margaretsky.bsky.social · 3w agoNot now babe I’m watching the tarot-influenced, fever dream musical episode of the hit syndicated tv show Xena
Cheryl Reeve with the Trans Kids Belong shirt on the sidelines against the Fever today 🤌
Not now babe I’m watching the tarot-influenced, fever dream musical episode of the hit syndicated tv show Xena
Sydney Taylor balled the fuck out today. Might have been the best game of the year so far
Lebron securing a second round exit playing for the team that will surely lead the NBA in games missed due to injury
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 4w agoBREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
A list of things currently not working in my household: 1) my TV 2) my headphones 3) my guitar amp 4) me (unemployed) 5) my modded to hell Skyrim save 6) my vibrator 7) me again (brain)
maggie@margaretsky.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy headphones broke and so am I
I’ve been applying to and getting offers for fall volleyball gigs and it’s funny to have to skirt around my playing experience since I was a different gender back when I was playing competitively
Bonkers game to serve as the penultimate capstone to the first World Cup I’ve paid in depth attention to. As a casual fan, I have some recommendations for FIFA to really launch soccer into the stratosphere. 🧵/
This game is gonna be like 8-7 in a high scoring attempt to prevent Messi from getting the golden boot
One was bound to go in with all the pressure in the last ten minutes or so
Devastated to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham. I thought she was fantastic in Boogie Nights and was part of my sapphic sexual awakening after seeing Austin Powers in theaters *places hand to ear piece* Oh wait never mind Sunday Funday continues
Saw a World Cup commercial featuring still images of multicultural people experiencing both elation and hardship thinking it was those HeGetsUs.com Jesus commercials that were shown during the Super Bowl, but even worse, it turns out it was for Claude