"Another rowdy customer? I'm gonna make them eat dinuguan."

☕ We're feeling a headache but we'll try to get some replies out still. 💜]]

☕ Whoops, been here lately. store.steampowered.com/app/3371260/... ]]

@luckiestkitsune.bsky.social Saw you liking that, darling.~

Well, It is Sunday on the other side of the Pacific. Enjoy the view, darling. 💙 🎨 Commissioned from Jane B (janeb2k on twt)

Inviting 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 💙

☕ In before "woman who sensually slathers lotion on her hairy arms" doesn't count as cool offbeat pornography.]]

barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton@barleybap.bsky.social · 11mo ago

ㅤ🔶 hi. nudging these again. finding a job is hard.

— 𝗖𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 & 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗.​ ||@alastorseacht.bsky.social · 4w ago

ㅤ🔶 • single item (like a pfp, banner, or pin img on its own), $15 • bulk deal (PFP, pin, and banner), $30 (cuts the whole thing down by a third; more expensive, but more bang for buck) • for extras, like thread images, $5 per template you'll get the PSDs for everything you order as part of the deal

"Tennis causes great damage to my spirit without a single benefit."

"Why does technology exist? To make life easy for all of us." A multiversal OC. A woman who works in tech support. Also likes making robots.

"Marisa Kirisame, I am but an ordinary magician. Please refer to Rinnosuke for my business card, Daze~⭐" -MVRP -Descriptive -Non-Selective -Ships with Chem "Oh please you'd LOVE to know more about me. Come on over. I do ask if you can help with some of my projects in return!" More info below

"You have cum! It came free with your cock and balls!"

☕️ Bluesky automod, that was clearly erotic nudity, why did you downgrade the label to "non-sexual nudity" 💀 ]]

Hito. <3

D̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶o̶d̶s̶,̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶r̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶ • ᴍᴀssɪᴠᴇʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. • 18+ ᴍᴜsᴇs/ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀs ᴏɴʟʏ. • ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴋɪᴛsᴜɴᴇ, ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ 6 ᴛᴀɪʟs. • ᴀ ᴍᴀssɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴠᴇʀᴛ. • ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs. 🔁+❤️

Into the Clarity-verse.

Customers who talk on their phones when they're at the counter ordering. "Hey, HEY. Put the phone down, and I won't charge you double for your drink."

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · last mo.

What’s your muse’s biggest pet peeve?

Real cold n'dle hours.

Pros of tennis: She gets to wear a flippy skirt. Cons of tennis: It's a competitive sport, and Mari turns into an immature shitbitch over that kind of thing.

A pastel calico cat nuzzles up to her leg. "Vanilla...are you hungry?"

"Of course they're putting up Christmas decorations in the mall already." ...she's back in her funny birth country.

another belated M2 ShotTriggers loc: HishouSame!Same!Same's getting a global release as Flying Fire Shark: August 29, PS4/Switch, physical & digital https://shop.clearrivergames.com/collections/toaplan-arcade-garage-flying-fire-shark

Toaplan Arcade Garage: Flying Fire Shark - Release Date Trailer - YouTube

Shoot 'Em Up arcade classics Flying Shark and Fire Shark together at last!Packed with a variety of features and M2 Gadgets!Coming to Switch and PS4 digitally...

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☕️ Mr. Hector in Home Alone 2 calling out Kevin McCallister for staying at the hotel on a ＳＴＯＬＥＮ　ＣＲＥＤＩＴ　ＣＡＲＤ.]]

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What was your favourite Tim Curry role?

Noooo! Mari now has microtransactions, movement inertia, and a clean-shaven body. And she's called a "bullet hell" even though she's now a Survivorslike character. Oh and she's part of a limited-time gacha banner where you have a 1 in 1 billion chance of pulling her.

vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ@gizmouse.bsky.social · 2mo ago

bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies

"As someone who observes the oceans carefully, summer does not end until a little over halfway into September in my eyes."

"..." Sneer.

☕️ Fuck my life, I accidentally posted unlabeled erotica so I had my alter report it from his account so that it gets labeled Bluesky please...please implement editing even if it's just to add labels after posting something...]]

Pokes herself out of a lake she's swimming in. The hairs on her legs and arms all matted. "Hm~?"