Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen Writer by day 📍San Francisco 🌁 Argentinean 🇦🇷 Eat the rich 🌹 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Be gay, do crime
You know how I know I’m not a terrible person? My ex did me DIRTY nearly two years ago and still parks is car in front of my door several times a week, when he can easily park MUCH closer to where he works. And not *once* in those two years and counting did I deflate his tires.
Do you remember Sailor Socialism from 2018? Unfortunately I just learned that she went full MAGA
Sailor Socialism Interview on Healthcare
ALT: Sailor Socialism Interview on Healthcare
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Happy August Eve! Remember to leave out cookies and a comically large glass of red wine filled to the brim for Taylor Swift tonight.
Literally every single person on social media is some combination of stupid, insane, evil, or a bot. I’m including myself in this analysis.
It’s literally insane how prolific Flock cameras are in San Francisco. You can barely go anywhere without being stalked.
San Francisco won’t be “back” until artists can afford to live here again
I posted this two weeks ago and it’s insane that it’s still true.
Mari Cohn@maricohn.bsky.social · last mo.It’s literally insane that we don’t know if Mitch McConnell is dead or alive
Andrew and Tristan Tate look like their parents were siblings.
The online hate campaigns against Argentina, Taylor Swift, etc are driven by bots. They are training grounds for these bots, and we are all helping them get better at enraging us. Why does it matter? Because it means bot armies will be even more effective at influencing the next election.
I’m waiting for the bus and sitting near me on a bench is a young woman eating a bag of semi-sweet baking chocolate chips, completely unbothered. I don’t know anything about her, but she has life fully figured out.
Because I could not stop for the Vengabus, it kindly stopped for me
I’m crying at work right now. A very close friend of mine just told me he got his green card. He’s been undocumented his whole life 🥹🥹🥹
Someone shat on my Hamlet take & I told him I’m a classically trained Shakespearean actor (true!) & that I’m confident in my take. He said I was using an appeal to authority fallacy. Bro…I’m not writing a paper.This is a TikTok comment section & it’s shorthand to say I’m not pulling it out of my ass
Was it a peace sign or was I accurately predicting how many goals we’d get?
Mari Cohn@maricohn.bsky.social · 3w agoVAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO!!!
Me, yelling down at the ground: “SUCK IT, THATCHER!!!” 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
If Argentina beats England, we’ll beat the country that stole our land and committed war crimes against us. If Argentina then beats Spain, we’ll have beaten our colonizer.
ICE OUT NOW 6 PM TUESDAY 24th & MISSION SAN FRANCISCO
WHOA DHS does not say that the agent feared for his life… just the vague concern for “public safety.” So he killed him just because he did not want him in America, not because of any specific threat to agents?
Literally the entire world is rooting for England and against Argentina on Wednesday. I need Argentina to win out of pure spite. But even if we lose, at least I’ll know our food is and always will be better.
With Lindsey Graham now dead, the NDA in unenforceable, and I can now reveal publicly that he was ugly.
“No is a complete sentence.” HMMMM I love that energy, but it’s literally not, babes.
No because what do you mean Florence and the Machine never won a Grammy?
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them