Not again I've been in the ICU 🙄 I'm hoping to be home

This is the lingerie I picked out for this morning I love starting my weekend off right

These photos were taken last month. I was too busy complaining about clients to post them! Lol! I'm rehabbing again. This is my most current resident 🩷

1/2 I'm counting this encounter as #3 in my "males who have no common sense" series lol! Yesterday my visitor actually asked me if I could wear something that wouldn't make me look so thin 😂 He didn't think much of my hair either...too short Did he not see my photos??? He was very interested...

1/2 They say everything happens in threes. I now have someone who is strongly encouraging me to see him at a local historical boutique hotel. Staying an hour or two at The Jefferson Inn in Southern Pines and leaving would look beyond suspicious. Is my incall that bad? Granted it's beyond dated....

1/3 Something I've observed over the years, males who start their introduction stressing the importance of discretion, are not discreet. They will continue their introduction stating everything they want to do in bed. It's a solid pattern #1 Asking me to be discreet is insulting...

Hello Monday! It’s going to be a fabulous week 😍

Follow the booty… she will not lead you astray.

I have no idea what BlueSky will think of these lol! This Was My Outfit Of The Day

This is why I installed Ring cameras. They don't record. They alert me to movement in the yard. This is the second time a doe has chosen my property to raise her fawn. It feels like such a personal gift! I use the cameras to track mom and baby.

I'm a 4th of July leftover! I'm experimenting with lightning and some new poses.

There is someone impersonating me on Instagram, trying to scam money out of gentlemen. I don't have an Instagram account

Happy Fourth Of July!!! 🇺🇸🌡️🦅🔥🇺🇸 I'm spending my 4th inside with the air conditioning blasting

I got a call this morning from a friend in Pinehurst. He got a DUI last night and needed a ride from the MC Detention Center back to his fancy car he won't be able to drive for a year Be Careful Out There This Weekend. Don't Be Afraid To Uber

I just had to threaten some jerk with the police. He's been trying to make an appt with me since 6/25. I can tell he's planning to show up empty handed. Fortunately he sent me photos of himself, so he can't reinvent himself, make an appt and show up at my door. I know what he looks like. Scary!

This could be financial suicide on BlueSky I had such a fun date last night I forgot to take photos This was me waiting for my date

I was so surprised BlueSky hid my last photos. These are current photos of my new hair-do. It's quite extreme. I don't think my hair has been this short since I was.....born lol!

I'm Fifty Seven Today!!! 🎉 May 1st of this year marked my being in the industry 28 years! I used to kid that I was going to someday be an ELE (Elderly Lady Experience). I think I'm actually going to do it! Lol! I took these photos this morning. I have a new hair style that I just adore!

Part One I'm so excited to post some fun drama! I have a doe who chose my yard to hide her fawn! My yard is an absolute jungle. I use no chemicals. I put out fresh water and dog food everyday. Its amazing all the wildlife it attracts! Here's the not so great news I'll be putting Ring cameras....

If you need to cancel an appointment with me, even if it's same day. Please cancel instead of doing a NCNS and wasting my time. You don't have to give an excuse, that's your business. Just cancel asap so I can contact someone on my standby list. Took this photo this morning while getting ready

Big Update To My Tryst Profile With the exception of the 2 hr appointments I currently have on my schedule, I'm now only offering 1 hr appts and 90 min appts. If I can't give 100% for two hours straight, I'm no longer going to offer 2 hr appts Thank you for understanding 💋

Obviously I'm feeling better! 😀

I'm Home!!!😀 Heaven forbid, If you find yourself in a life or death health situation, try to make your way over to Moore County Regional's ICU. All the nursres are cheerful, beautiful and they wait on you hand and foot. The food is pretty good too Now to get back in shape My view....

I hate drama that's not fun. I'm in the ICU, and please no sympathy, I bought this on myself.Ill be here for most of a week. I came in the first of June. If anyone decides to break in my house could you please clean it I'll be back home soon-ish Please no visitors. I can't shower and I feel icky

I feel some people get depressed after having plastic surgery is because they aren't prepared for the gore. I was cleaning blood out of my ears for days. Swelling can look frightening also First two pics are day one, second two are day three This was my first experience with staples

It's 10 days after surgery. I'm still poofy and can't wear foundation or earrings, but I need laid lol! I thought the compression stockings were a fun choice! BlueSky would let me crop my photos but by only so much.... sorry

I got my stitches and staples out today, but I still have to take it easy for awhile. If anyone is interested in seeing my after surgery pics, I'm more than willing to post them. Albeit gruesome, I also think they are fascinating. They can also prepare someone thinking of getting facial surgery.

I graduated to ACE bandages today. My ears will continue to remain covered. I have to sleep on my back with my upper body propped up. The sleeping on my back is the hardest of my recovery No, I should not be driving, especially with no doors

Today Was The Big Day! I think everything went well.

I will be taking the month of May off to travel and get some fun surgery which I plan on posting about! Enjoy this beautiful weather everyone! I attached some photos of squirrels splooting Also what happens to your vehicle when you don't wash it for 8 years