I think its unfair for the US to go up against 2 countries at once
Avery/Jayden
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any pronouns formerly known as @pumthecutiepie on twitter women want me, men want me, enbys want me, ants want me, I'm a tasty snack
who tf is jeremiah and why was he a bullfrog? take your meds timmy
I have a question for yall here does anyone here take risperidone? I stopped taking it a while ago and ever since then my gender dysphoria disappeared, I want to know other people's experiences with it
my submission for two sentence horror is it good? it starts after this sentence. I found a job offer that I was interested in. It was a blowjob in disguise.
february is fun except for the crawly clowns that pop up at night
if dolphins are so smart why do they live in the water when they can only breathe air, that's so stupid
do yall remember the time I saved that family from a burning car
Seasonal Affective Cat (She's all legs)@tess.bzky.team · 5mo agoMy mute words or mutuals must be doing the most to protect me from whatever is going on cause I've seen so many posts referencing bad vibes and discourse, neither of which I've seen yet. That's beautiful. "Good work" to my corner of the Internet, specifically. Anyways
those two would die in a pillow fight
Paul Johstono@profpaulj.bsky.social · 6mo agoAnd then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
bro should just invent a knife gun smh he has the money
I think there's a plutonium leak at my house because why is this pic my uber eats driver took in such bad quality
your honor it technically wasn't road rage as my client was driving off the road during the altercation
have you ever noticed how america kinda looks like a big toilet bowl
this post was made before I was born
journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social · 2y ago21 years ago Joe had a simple question
me steamrolling through TSA security to smuggle a giant african land snail into my country
a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .
ALT: a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .
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I don't get what's so dangerous about planets like venus and jupiter, there's no recorded casualties on either planet, and before you ask, no other planet besides earth has recorded deaths
one time in second grade my class had to read one book from home for homework so I chose the wii sports resort manual
who knew that hiring any schmuck off the street to act as police was a bad idea
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7mo agoice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
its "don't speak ill of the dead" until the dead in question is a minority
Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · 7mo agoIt’s wasn’t okay for the left to critique Charlie Kirk because he got murdered but it is okay for the right to be pro-murdering people
"wow this is a nice laptop I hope it doesn't burn my balls when I put it on my lap" *laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000*