Marquito Carlsonic

@markalancarlson.bsky.social

Retired Creative Director 👨‍🎨 | Daily meme maker 💻 | Dog taxi driver in Iowa 🐕 | Red Cross Volunteer ⛑️ | Progressive 💙 | MAGA is ruining 🇺🇸

The toxic association applies nationally. In Iowa, they all cozied up to the Melon Felon in the primaries. But the general election? No mention of the criminal whose regime they dare not criticize. All Republicans OWN Trump's corruption, cruelty, and policy failures. Vote accordingly! #Iowa

Collage of Iowa congressional candidates Zach Nunn, Ashley Hinson and Mariette Miller-Meeks, all beaming proudly next to Trump and his corny thumbs-up pose in photos taken in 2024. Headline: IOWA VOTERS: REPUBLICAN = TRUMP.

The AfD (Alternative für Deutschland) is Nazi Light. Their hatred of minorities skews Islamaphobic, but it's all about white supremecy. Who else supports the AfD? The US VP and many Trumpers. Who poured $290M into US elections? EloNazi. Where this leads is obvious. What we do about it is not.

Bild

I'm pretty sure they were Blueberry Streusel Muffins, and the package allowed me to see the Blueberry Streusel Muffins, but it was the product description that confirmed they were Blueberry Streusel Muffins with blueberries and streusel.

Bild

They think we're all gullible morons. "Sarah Trone-Garriott wants to teach sex education to KINDERGARTNERS! Here's the bill!" the ad screams, assuming that most morons won't look it up. I did. It basically lets teachers explain the biological difference between boys and girls. #Iowa

Toothless, clueless old farm couple stands in front of their ancient tractor. Headline: REPUBLICAN POLITICAL AD TARGETS

November's mid-terms are critical to the survival of American democracy. That's not hyperbole. You think things are bad now? They'll get much worse if the Trump Crime Syndicate gets emboldened with another win. Don't just VOTE...recruit others. Offer rides to polls. Volunteer. SAVE AMERICA.

Rural American sunset, with flag on a fencepost. Headline: DON'T WAIT TIL 2028

If you run for public office, you can’t hide from the media and the scrutiny of your constituents, asking for privacy. (Mitch) If you were a shitty legislator before you died, be prepared for people to forego thoughts and prayers to recall how you were a shitty legislator. (Lindsey)

Now that he's delivered the greatest speech in the history of mankind, the State Fair attended by millions, and the Patriot Front represented MAGA and the swampiest administration ever, Trump can get back to: > losing the war with Iran > lying about the Epstein files > hating half of America

Bild