mark roebuck
@markroebuck.bsky.social
they beat my ass on the new american gladiators but aren't gonna show the footage because they said there was no "entertainment value" in what went down that day
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: Mike Rogers is a guy who wants to put a data center in your backyard so he can feel a bit more manly by making an AI video. If you want a senator who's gonna lick some boots, go vote for Rogers. But if you want a senator who's going to stand up to Trump, you've got your option.
Imagine if Elon got into the NBA and started tweeting shit like “I will slam dunk a basketball by 2030.”
According to Christopher Nolan, the IMAX 70mm version of ‘The Odyssey’ is inferior to screenings on Frank’s 2000″ TV. paletteswap.site/dif...
LeBron is one step closer to dunking on his son in a game
Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao
Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao
Jon Taffer watching me grab a hot burger off the grill and try to flip it with my hands
References on a job app are wild. "Please tell us about a few strangers that like you."
Magic: the Gathering reveals a new card set inspired by Another 48 Hrs. starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. paletteswap.site/dif...
"Infinity Vision" are special glasses that make it look like Robert Downey Jr plays all the parts
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w agoAvengers: Doomsday | Official Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVN...
Michigan air quality and food both dangerous right now. Pray for our Faygo supply.
People hate on AI, but it's being used to solve some of the big 21st century problems like "You can't find an artist anywhere" and "There is too much water all over the place" and "My uncle can't use photoshop" and "Some of the videos I see don't look like nightmares"
Me: I like when a free agent just signs somewhere and doesn’t make it a whole song and dance Lebron:
Lebron James Dancing
ALT: Lebron James Dancing
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you wouldn't believe what happened to me the other day ----- I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened To Me
I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened…
I always considered 1992’s Under Siege a mediocre action movie, nothing more. That was before it saved my life.
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you wouldn't believe what happened to me the other day ----- I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened To Me
I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened…
I always considered 1992’s Under Siege a mediocre action movie, nothing more. That was before it saved my life.
medium.com
Produce getting people sick in my state. Better survive on coffee and weed all month, to be safe.
“Well, everyone knows that eggs do not lay eggs. What this book presupposes is… maybe they do?”
I feel like that old phrase could just be “Don’t pee on my leg.”
Just talked to Mitch McConnell. He said he’s feeling fine and that when my friends arrive at the Death Star the deflector shield will be quite operational.
Remember if your dogs hate fireworks that flushing that same money down the toilet is pretty quiet and seems like roughly the same experience 😃
