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Mark Prior

@markrprior.mrp.net

Network architect and trainer, traveller, and photographer. Mastodon: @markrprior@ohai.social Banner: Iguaçu Falls from the Brazilian side. Pro Cycling tragic, runner of the #CouchPeloton #TrollTips game

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Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 7h ago

#CouchPeloton Overall #TDFF2026 #TrollTips standings after stage 5: figgles61 is 1st with 74 points, @sylvia.studio is 2nd with 70 points, and @clintessential.com and @kaylesleyau.bsky.social are in 3rd with 69 points

figgles61 in 1st with 74 points.
sylvia in 2nd with 70 points.
clintwits in 3rd with 69 points.
kaylesley in 3rd with 69 points.
rhondafg in 5th with 61 points.
liamirch in 6th with 59 points.
mattpaull in 7th with 54 points.
visibleprocrast in 8th with 51 points.
jrr in 9th with 48 points.
markrprior in 9th with 48 points.
lizzie_g in 11th with 42 points.
antiall3s in 12th with 41 points.
paulie in 12th with 41 points.
buerredefrance in 14th with 40 points.
drstip in 14th with 40 points.
mandy_mcevoy in 14th with 40 points.
sophoife in 17th with 37 points.
briarflyer in 18th with 24 points.
martinstoermer in 19th with 22 points.
davefrompenrith in 20th with 5 points.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 7h ago

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TrollTips #TDFF2026 stage 5 winners are @clintessential.com , figgles61 , mattpaull , paulie , @rhondafg.bsky.social , @sylvia.studio and @visibleprocrast.bsky.social

clintwits picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
figgles61 picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
mattpaull picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
paulie picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
rhondafg picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
sylvia picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
visibleprocrast picked Demi VOLLERING: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
liamirch picked Antonia NIEDERMAIER: 6th scored 10 (6+4)
davefrompenrith picked Niamh FISHER-BLACK: 10th scored 5 (1+4)
briarflyer picked Pauline FERRAND-PRÉVOT: 19th scored 4 (0+4)
lizzie_g picked Puck PIETERSE: 11th scored 2 (0+2)
sophoife picked Puck PIETERSE: 11th scored 2 (0+2)
buerredefrance picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 12th scored 0
drstip picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 12th scored 0
jrr picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 12th scored 0
kaylesley picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 12th scored 0
mandy_mcevoy picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 12th scored 0
martinstoermer picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 12th scored 0
antiall3s picked Noemi RÜEGG: 36th scored 0
markrprior picked Sarah VAN DAM: 39th scored 0

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 7h ago

#CouchPeloton #7NationsTDFF STAGE 5: biggrove is 1st with 151 points, mandy_mcevoy is 2nd with 143 points, and @antiall3s.bsky.social‬ is 3rd with 135 points. Tonight's highest score was 57 by briarflyer .

biggrove +49 in 1st with 151 pts.
mandy_mcevoy +49 in 2nd with 143 pts.
antiall3s +49 in 3rd with 135 pts.
kirsty +49 in 4th with 132 pts.
buerredefrance +50 in 5th with 127 pts.
maryannsarah1 +49 in 6th with 126 pts.
abagofspanners +49 in 7th with 119 pts.
liamirch +49 in 7th with 119 pts.
sylvia +16 in 9th with 117 pts.
rhondafg +55 in 10th with 116 pts.
markrprior +17 in 11th with 113 pts.
briarflyer +57 in 12th with 111 pts.
davefrompenrith +30 in 12th with 111 pts.
clintwits +29 in 14th with 110 pts.
jrr +40 in 15th with 105 pts.
lizzie_g +14 in 16th with 101 pts.
mrpdaniel +34 in 17th with 98 pts.
kaylesley +0 in 18th with 92 pts.
666_dman +20 in 19th with 82 pts.
sophoife +0 in 20th with 75 pts.
hardcorelistens +29 in 21st with 73 pts.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 9h ago

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TDFF2026 stage 5 #TrollTips predictions

briarflyer picked Pauline FERRAND-PRÉVOT
davefrompenrith picked Niamh FISHER-BLACK
buerredefrance picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR (no bonus)
drstip picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR (no bonus)
jrr picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR (no bonus)
kaylesley picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR (no bonus)
mandy_mcevoy picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR (no bonus)
martinstoermer picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR (no bonus)
liamirch picked Antonia NIEDERMAIER
lizzie_g picked Puck PIETERSE
sophoife picked Puck PIETERSE
antiall3s picked Noemi RÜEGG
markrprior picked Sarah VAN DAM
clintwits picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)
figgles61 picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)
mattpaull picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)
paulie picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)
rhondafg picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)
sylvia picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)
visibleprocrast picked Demi VOLLERING (no bonus)

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 9h ago

#CouchPeloton Last call for #TDFF2026 #TrollTips

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 9h ago

#CouchPeloton Approximately 15 minutes until tonight's #TDFF2026 #TrollTips deadline @clintessential.com and @sophoife.bsky.social ⏱

Anti All3s @antiall3s.bsky.social · 9h ago

Etape 5: RÜEGG Noemi #CouchPeloton #TDFF2026 #TrollTips

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 9h ago

#CouchPeloton Approximately 30 minutes until tonight's #TDFF2026 #TrollTips deadline @antiall3s.bsky.social‬ , @clintessential.com and @sophoife.bsky.social ⏱

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 9h ago

#CouchPeloton Two members of tonight's #TDFF2026 #TrollTips no bonus club: Demi and Kim.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 10h ago

#CouchPeloton Approximately 60 minutes until tonight's #TDFF2026 #TrollTips deadline @antiall3s.bsky.social‬ , @clintessential.com , @kaylesleyau.bsky.social , @markrprior.mrp.net and @sophoife.bsky.social ⏱

David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12h ago

Time Traveler Causes of Death xkcd.com/2976/

A modified XKCD comic titled "TOP CAUSES OF DEATH FOR TIME TRAVELERS BY GEOLOGIC ERA:" features a tall, vertical rectangle representing Earth's timeline from its formation down to the present day. Along the left axis, tick marks indicate time intervals from "EARTH FORMS" at the top down through "4 BILLION YEARS AGO," "3 BILLION YEARS AGO," "2 BILLION YEARS AGO," "1 BILLION YEARS AGO," "500 MILLION YEARS AGO," and ending at "NOW" at the bottom. The vertical column is divided into stacked sections labeling the leading cause of death for each period: beginning at the top with "LAVA," followed by a section for "ASPHYXIATION," a thin band for "METEORS," a large section for "ASPHYXIATION," an even larger block spanning roughly 2.2 billion to 700 million years ago labeled "SLIGHTLY SLOWER ASPHYXIATION," and then smaller bands near the bottom labeled "FREEZING," "STARVING," "EATEN BY FISH," "TRAMPLED," and "EATEN BY MAMMALS." Next to the very bottom sliver representing the present day, an arrow points to the text "HIT BY SUV."

Visible Procrastinations @visibleprocrast.bsky.social · 13h ago

Demi VOLLERING again for #TDFF2026 Stage 5 #TrollTips please @markrprior.mrp.net #CouchPeloton

Sylvia @sylvia.studio · 14h ago

@markrprior.mrp.net going with Demi Vollering for today's stage! #Trolltips

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 15h ago

#CouchPeloton Even though stage 5 gets the full broadcast treatment I'll stick with a #TrollTips deadline of 00:15 AEST (16:15 local) for the next two stages as tomorrow's stage has abbreviated coverage.

Domestique @domestiquecycling.com · yesterday

Does this count as a sticky bottle? ;) 🤣 Both riders were DSQ from the 🇫🇷 Tour de la Guadeloupe 📹 WAntillaise

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton Overall #TDFF2026 #TrollTips standings after stage 4: @kaylesleyau.bsky.social is 1st with 69 points, figgles61 is 2nd with 54 points, and @sylvia.studio is 3rd with 50 points

kaylesley in 1st with 69 points.
figgles61 in 2nd with 54 points.
sylvia in 3rd with 50 points.
clintwits in 4th with 49 points.
liamirch in 4th with 49 points.
jrr in 6th with 48 points.
markrprior in 6th with 48 points.
antiall3s in 8th with 41 points.
rhondafg in 8th with 41 points.
buerredefrance in 10th with 40 points.
drstip in 10th with 40 points.
lizzie_g in 10th with 40 points.
mandy_mcevoy in 10th with 40 points.
sophoife in 14th with 35 points.
mattpaull in 15th with 34 points.
visibleprocrast in 16th with 31 points.
martinstoermer in 17th with 22 points.
paulie in 18th with 21 points.
briarflyer in 19th with 20 points.
davefrompenrith in 20th with 0 points.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TrollTips #TDFF2026 stage 4 winners are @antiall3s.bsky.social‬ , briarflyer , buerredefrance , @clintessential.com , @drstip.bsky.social , figgles61 , jrr , liamirch , lizzie_g , mandy_mcevoy , @markrprior.mrp.net , mattpaull and @rhondafg.bsky.social

antiall3s picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
briarflyer picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
buerredefrance picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
clintwits picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
drstip picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
figgles61 picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
jrr picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
liamirch picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
lizzie_g picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
mandy_mcevoy picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
markrprior picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
mattpaull picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
rhondafg picked Marlen REUSSER: 1st scored 20 (20+0)
visibleprocrast picked Demi VOLLERING: 3rd scored 17 (13+4)
kaylesley picked Zoe BÄCKSTEDT: 4th scored 11 (10+1)
martinstoermer picked Zoe BÄCKSTEDT: 4th scored 11 (10+1)
sophoife picked Zoe BÄCKSTEDT: 4th scored 11 (10+1)
davefrompenrith picked Mackenzie COUPLAND: 38th scored 0
paulie picked Mackenzie COUPLAND: 38th scored 0

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton #7NationsTDFF STAGE 4: biggrove is 1st with 102 points, @sylvia.studio is 2nd with 101 points, and @markrprior.mrp.net is 3rd with 96 points. Tonight's highest score was 40 by kirsty .

biggrove +34 in 1st with 102 pts.
sylvia +31 in 2nd with 101 pts.
markrprior +34 in 3rd with 96 pts.
mandy_mcevoy +33 in 4th with 94 pts.
kaylesley +0 in 5th with 92 pts.
lizzie_g +1 in 6th with 87 pts.
antiall3s +33 in 7th with 86 pts.
kirsty +40 in 8th with 83 pts.
clintwits +20 in 9th with 81 pts.
davefrompenrith +20 in 9th with 81 pts.
buerredefrance +34 in 11th with 77 pts.
maryannsarah1 +34 in 11th with 77 pts.
sophoife +10 in 13th with 75 pts.
abagofspanners +33 in 14th with 70 pts.
liamirch +33 in 14th with 70 pts.
jrr +20 in 16th with 65 pts.
mrpdaniel +14 in 17th with 64 pts.
666_dman +13 in 18th with 62 pts.
rhondafg +34 in 19th with 61 pts.
briarflyer +33 in 20th with 54 pts.
hardcorelistens +20 in 21st with 44 pts.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TDFF2026 stage 4 #TrollTips predictions

kaylesley picked Zoe BÄCKSTEDT
martinstoermer picked Zoe BÄCKSTEDT
sophoife picked Zoe BÄCKSTEDT
davefrompenrith picked Mackenzie COUPLAND
antiall3s picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
briarflyer picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
buerredefrance picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
clintwits picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
drstip picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
figgles61 picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
jrr picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
liamirch picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
lizzie_g picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
mandy_mcevoy picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
markrprior picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
mattpaull picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
rhondafg picked Marlen REUSSER (no bonus)
visibleprocrast picked Demi VOLLERING

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton Last call for #TDFF2026 #TrollTips @sylvia.studio ⏱

Anti All3s @antiall3s.bsky.social · yesterday

Etape 4: REUSSER Marlen #CouchPeloton #TDFF2026 #TrollTips

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton Approximately 15 minutes until tonight's #TDFF2026 #TrollTips deadline @antiall3s.bsky.social‬ , @drstip.bsky.social , @kaylesleyau.bsky.social and @sylvia.studio ⏱

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · yesterday

#CouchPeloton Approximately 30 minutes until tonight's #TDFF2026 #TrollTips deadline @antiall3s.bsky.social‬ , @drstip.bsky.social , @kaylesleyau.bsky.social and @sylvia.studio ⏱

Visible Procrastinations @visibleprocrast.bsky.social · yesterday

Demi VOLLERING again for #TDFF2026 Stage 4 #TrollTips please @markrprior.mrp.net #CouchPeloton

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 2d ago

#CouchPeloton Overall #TDFF2026 #TrollTips standings after stage 3: @kaylesleyau.bsky.social is 1st with 58 points, @sylvia.studio is 2nd with 50 points, and figgles61 is 3rd with 34 points

kaylesley in 1st with 58 points.
sylvia in 2nd with 50 points.
figgles61 in 3rd with 34 points.
clintwits in 4th with 29 points.
liamirch in 4th with 29 points.
jrr in 6th with 28 points.
markrprior in 6th with 28 points.
sophoife in 8th with 24 points.
antiall3s in 9th with 21 points.
paulie in 9th with 21 points.
rhondafg in 9th with 21 points.
buerredefrance in 12th with 20 points.
drstip in 12th with 20 points.
lizzie_g in 12th with 20 points.
mandy_mcevoy in 12th with 20 points.
mattpaull in 16th with 14 points.
visibleprocrast in 16th with 14 points.
martinstoermer in 18th with 11 points.
briarflyer in 19th with 0 points.
davefrompenrith in 19th with 0 points.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 2d ago

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TrollTips #TDFF2026 stage 3 winner is @kaylesleyau.bsky.social

kaylesley picked Marianne VOS: 3rd scored 17 (13+4)
clintwits picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 5th scored 9 (8+1)
liamirch picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 5th scored 9 (8+1)
sylvia picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR: 5th scored 9 (8+1)
jrr picked Noemi RÜEGG: 6th scored 8 (6+2)
markrprior picked Noemi RÜEGG: 6th scored 8 (6+2)
sophoife picked Kasia NIEWIADOMA: 16th scored 4 (0+4)
antiall3s picked Puck PIETERSE: 15th scored 1 (0+1)
martinstoermer picked Puck PIETERSE: 15th scored 1 (0+1)
rhondafg picked Puck PIETERSE: 15th scored 1 (0+1)
paulie picked Demi VOLLERING: 23rd scored 0
buerredefrance picked Pauline FERRAND-PRÉVOT: 31st scored 0
drstip picked Lorena WIEBES: 80th scored 0
figgles61 picked Lorena WIEBES: 80th scored 0
lizzie_g picked Lorena WIEBES: 80th scored 0
mandy_mcevoy picked Lorena WIEBES: 80th scored 0
mattpaull picked Lorena WIEBES: 80th scored 0

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 2d ago

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TrollTips #TDFF2026 stage 3 winner is @kaylesleyau.bsky.social Full results will be posted later today.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 2d ago

#CouchPeloton #7NationsTDFF STAGE 3: @kaylesleyau.bsky.social is 1st with 92 points, lizzie_g is 2nd with 86 points, and @sylvia.studio is 3rd with 70 points. Tonight's highest score was 29 by @sophoife.bsky.social .

kaylesley +22 in 1st with 92 pts.
lizzie_g +22 in 2nd with 86 pts.
sylvia +16 in 3rd with 70 pts.
biggrove +28 in 4th with 68 pts.
sophoife +29 in 5th with 65 pts.
markrprior +16 in 6th with 62 pts.
clintwits +24 in 7th with 61 pts.
davefrompenrith +0 in 7th with 61 pts.
mandy_mcevoy +24 in 7th with 61 pts.
antiall3s +16 in 10th with 53 pts.
mrpdaniel +8 in 11th with 50 pts.
666_dman +22 in 12th with 49 pts.
jrr +4 in 13th with 45 pts.
buerredefrance +16 in 14th with 43 pts.
kirsty +16 in 14th with 43 pts.
maryannsarah1 +16 in 14th with 43 pts.
abagofspanners +0 in 17th with 37 pts.
liamirch +0 in 17th with 37 pts.
rhondafg +0 in 19th with 27 pts.
hardcorelistens +16 in 20th with 24 pts.
briarflyer +0 in 21st with 21 pts.

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 2d ago

#CouchPeloton Note tomorrow night's #TDFF2026 stage is an ITT and with limited coverage the #TrollTips deadline will be before anyone starts at 22:30 AEST (14:30 local)

Mark Prior @markrprior.mrp.net · 2d ago

#CouchPeloton Tonight's #TDFF2026 stage 3 #TrollTips predictions

buerredefrance picked Pauline FERRAND-PRÉVOT
clintwits picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR
liamirch picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR
sylvia picked Kim LE COURT-PIENAAR
sophoife picked Kasia NIEWIADOMA
antiall3s picked Puck PIETERSE
martinstoermer picked Puck PIETERSE
rhondafg picked Puck PIETERSE
jrr picked Noemi RÜEGG
markrprior picked Noemi RÜEGG
paulie picked Demi VOLLERING
kaylesley picked Marianne VOS
drstip picked Lorena WIEBES (no bonus)
figgles61 picked Lorena WIEBES (no bonus)
lizzie_g picked Lorena WIEBES (no bonus)
mandy_mcevoy picked Lorena WIEBES (no bonus)
mattpaull picked Lorena WIEBES (no bonus)