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The Amazing Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@webwarrior.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“You’re asking 𝘮𝘦? I dunno. It does whatever a spider can, I guess.”

"Arachnid. And thanks. I'll be sure to tell my ruptured spleen that. ...What's a spleen even do?"

The Amazing Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@webwarrior.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“Spider vs. Scorpion? You guys in that other universe sure seem to have a thing about bugs. Anyway; hope you feel better soon.”

Scorpion just knocked him through several buildings.

I like to dip my tortas in queso. I like both spicy and mild, but my favorite is the one you keep around for emergencies. You know, just in queso.

𝙄𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧. 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚. #invincible

Space flight SUCKS. Sure, the body eventually realizes it can go for days without breathing, but the brain? Air’s a tough habit to break.

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 @marksgrayson.bsky.social · 9mo ago

*sits at table reading Science Dog*

“Sooo many 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗲𝘀ᵀᴹ accounts flooding my timeline. It’s become an epidemic!” 😩

I kinda like these shoes. Not sure exactly why.

🤬!

Man, don’t you hate it when your head hits the concrete at over 175mph? You can shake out the rubble, but the dust and bits of asphalt always seem to magically stay in your hair. 😕

Sometimes, I’m not so sure about Robot…

Some villains lust for wealth. Some are simply evil. And a few are just tortured souls whose madness leads to them breaking bad.

𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘥.

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛!

𝘈𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴…😟 #invincible #comicsky

An average day at the office 🥱

Some people say my brother is inhuman. Yeah, they’re right. He’s half Viltrumite, half Thraxan. There’s zero human in the mix. #NatureVsNurture ?

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No sense draggin’ this out: The GDA believes a villain named Mister Liu is planning to bust Multi-Paul outta prison. 𝘞𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.

𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 ...@conspiracysingular.bsky.social · 2y ago

Mom’s nagging me to “clean” the shower. Sure; and after that, I can give the car a ride to work. Srsly, wtf

ᅠ 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚊, ᅠᅠ𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝. ᅠ [ #dcrp | #mvrp | #comicrp ] ᅠ

𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘵 𝘖𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳…

𝘏𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦! 😅

#invincible #comicsky