Mark

@markspurs.bsky.social

Best Bluesky bio.

I never want to see Micah Richards again. Talks for the sake of it. So many words and no meaning. Laughs at his own 'jokes' and apparently anything the other pundits say. He tries to reduce everything around him to his level.

The Swiss manager looks like the PE teacher at a small co-educational boarding school who is about to retire at the same time as her best friend the music teacher who has a sausage dog and drives a mini.

A friend running an Amazon reseller account has just had his latest US shipment impounded. He has always listed country of origin (where he bought it) as UK despite knowing some product is printed in China.