25 years ago: hungover & tired Today: Tired I guess I’m tired
Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years
@marlaschnelder.bsky.social
From Twitter’s controversial “X” website. Ex-Onion editor, comedy day laborer. Wrote Jean Teasdale’s A Book Of Jean’s Own (St. Martin’s Griffin).
Dylan B. Hollis did this recipe to honor her, and it's such a pleasant and soft way to send someone off. Very lovely. youtube.com/shorts/y40Pr...
Dolly's Banana Pudding (1989)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
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Maria Schneider: The Unfashionable Years@marlaschnelder.bsky.social · 2mo agoI shall finally make this recipe for you, Dolly
I shall finally make this recipe for you, Dolly
Felt cute, never realized there was a delete option
Even a stopped clock whose hands get moved around a lot is right several times a day
I hope there are other Menteeth to carry on the name
There was once a time in which I simply presumed Mantooth was a common surname
Unpopular opinion: Jane Hathaway was the best-dressed character on The Beverly Hillbillies
The Typewriter Guy on Sesame Street lacks a space bar. It took me 51 years to realize this
I assume they’re meeting with lawyers to try to figure out a way to retroactively fire Walter Cronkite
Dismayed by the relentless roundness of modern stuffed animals. Are limbs too repellently grisly now or something
Hopefully Met Gala catering staff are taking home all that uneaten food bc the guests chose to dress like Roman ossuaries or such
I appreciate Bugs Bunny on a much deeper level than you
I like to think I’m a one-trick pony on a wide variety of topics
Feelin’ kinda hollow-numb!
People shouldn’t let culturally ignorant dummies make them feel old. Let the passage of time do that instead
A choice as fresh and cheering as the very snowdrops of spring patch.com/new-york/new...
Mamdani To Skip Met Gala Despite Invitation, Reports Say
New York City mayor declines annual Met Gala invite as event draws billionaires, celebrities and political attention.
patch.com
Here’s a combo of images I never expected
As a former Tang drinker, I am delighted to see a successful lunar mission completed
The Karma Tweets, by @marlaschnelder
Found out about Rapist’s Truth Social post just a short while ago. So what the hell am I supposed to do with this?
This is a particularly tough day for people who seldom know what the date is
Hey at least I had a couple hours away today from this criminal’s poison in the relative welcome refuge of my mother-in-law’s memorial service
A genius, not me, lamentably yet certainly not me, essentially pointed out on here that teleportation must be a form of blackout www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
theguardian.com
Yeah yeah, Chuck Norris died, yes, you’re macho & into guy stuff, I get it
Wait—oh, okay, I see. At first I thought they were saying all these folks can fuck off, & I was like geez you don’t like hardly anybody
