Is that Ben Shapiro sitting behind home plate at the Marlins at Braves game?
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Marlins coming through a trade deadline with Sandy Alcantara.
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Exactly! It’s always been about the immunity deal.
They never needed a "slush fund" to pay out claims from J6 rioters. A fraudulent guise of "compromise" to ensure Blanche's confirmation, the slush fund ran a convenient cover to protect the IRS immunity deal. He will publicly mourn its end while claiming how unfairly the J6 rioters were treated.
It’s mild and cloudy at the beach this morning and the fish are biting me in a way that I think is sweet but it’s also weird enough that I don’t want to be in the ocean for too long. 🐠😲🧜🏻♀️
As a person who regularly journals, I’m slightly mortified by the way Dr Fauci’s diary has been made public, for no apparent reason. I’ve added a threat and a disclaimer sticker inside each of the covers. Just in case.
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Ordered a new dress from Macys and when I got it yesterday, it’s that scuba fabric. Who thought heavy and rubbery would make for a nice summer dress? It’s awful and should be banned in south Florida. Now I have to return it. What a shame.
Installed a disco ball in my kitchen and I love the vibe. Hamilton hates it.
Is it possible that the return of the Orange Visor will lift the curse?
Watched Sheep Detectives movie tonight and it is really wonderful.
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I’m incredibly annoyed by the aesthetic of the Padres uniforms tonight. The navy and orange cap with the brown and gold uniforms? It’s just wrong. Maybe the Fish can win tonight because at least we look like we have our shit together.
My hubs is a bit of a sports insider who knows I love LeBron and when I asked him 2 days ago if LeBron is coming to Miami, he told me that he's hearing that LeBron was headed to Philadelphia. I was quietly hoping he was wrong but no. The City of Miami is so much better with LeBron in it.
Dear Christopher Nolan, now please do an epic film to remind folks about the increasingly familiar events that led to the French Revolution.
My FPL bill this month is double what it was in April, and I've been closing the thermal curtains and turning the air up to 75 or 76 during the day. It's crazy.
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This little dude ran straight out the front door today when I got home and I had to drop everything to hunt him out of the neighbors bushes and bring him back inside. Good thing he so cute.
The Portal is in the City Hall courtyard in Philadelphia. When I was there earlier this week I waved to a family on the other side and they waved back. Do y’all know where the other end of the Portal is?
At an MLB pregame party for the ASG and a guy wearing a Marlins jersey when I walked in hi fived me and said I’m the first person he’s seen all week in Marlins gear. I asked who is his fave right now, and he said that he’s just working the event and doesn’t even know baseball. So I’m the only one.🐠
Arthur hiding out in the sushi delivery bag while we enjoy the traditional Friday night sushi feast at the coffee table and watching the Marlins. #gofish #wheresKelly
If you love to root for a loveable underdog, it's not too late to get on the Miami Marlins bandwagon. This team yall. I'm tellin ya. They're GOOD!
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When Mbappe scores today, we drink a sidecar of champagne and play the chorus of a popular Hansen song from the 90s. #vivelaFrance.
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