"alice what is your wisdom" sakura is the only one of the og naruto team to actually embodify the spirit and message of the series the people that call her useless seem to forget that her teammates are literal god lineage descendents yet she still kept up with them through sheer effort
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(she/her) trash-tier entry-level games journalist, Create-a-Character superstar and eccentric always-at-home hermit. http://ko-fi.com/marrowochi
listen I've been a lifelong Resident Evil fan When I was a wee lass I was given a homework assignment to remake A Christmas Carol's front cover and I used Nemesis as the Ghost of Christmas Future I beat RE8 seven times on release week
why would I get Grand Theft Auto 6 when I already have Saints Row 2
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
Jesus hung out with twelve dudes in low-cut togas and motherfuckers still think he was straight
one thing I actually really like about Tokon is that the writers, colorists, and artists for the Episodes are right there in the selection screen. that being said I super hope that if The Defenders come to the game, they get @stjepansejic.bsky.social to do the art.
"if someone kills Trump they'll make him a martyr" you realize they'll do that anyway right like even if he dies of natural causes, fascism will still find a way to blame mother nature for siding with antifa or some shit like that
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SAPLINGS im so close to paying off my debt holy shit
how the fuck are they back on Fauci when the Epstein Files still need-oh right, distractions
outside of thwippyboy i care so little about the mcu now that when i hear "doomsday" i think of dooms doot meme dootsday
have you ever read something so vile and hate filled that you wanted to save the characters in the story from being written by such awful people that's how I feel about Sucker Punch by Zack Snyder and Shadow of the Conquerer by Shadiversity I want to save Babydoll and Lyrah from these chud Nazis
horror is reading this and not knowing which ones specifically the US is doing today
so america is doing like obscene crimes against humanity rn,
Konami has the opportunity to absolutely destroy the competition right now Bloody Roar when
Marvel Tokon getting caught up in Sony’s bullshit, the Avatar fighter seemingly won’t come out and confirm or deny Mike Z’s involvement, and anything related to SNK is poisoned as well, why does every new fighting game releasing have to feel so tainted.
the current Dead by Daylight Black Banquet is so terrible, so much of a mistake, that the best extended lore character just decided to leave altogether imagine making content so bad your own npcs be like "fuck this im out"
😃 what???
one of my favorite characters in FF7s expanded lore is Elfe, daughter of Pre-Crisis Core Turk leader, and one of three of Sephiroths hardcore crushes, and how she's even more militant than Barret was (Sephiroth wants to bang anyone that can kick his ass, so basically just Elfe, Cloud, and Angela)
One thing I’m seeing from FF7 remake that didn’t come across very well from the original is just how young Cloud is. Also they really hit you over the head with “Cloud has PTSD” in Remake.
Hey guess who's an idiot and needs $80 before Friday to pay rent ITS MEEEEE IM THE IDIOT if you can help my chime is $AliceLandis