I was in Ravenna looking at mosaics last week and they had copies of some mosaics with contours for blind people to feel. In one of these copies they gave Jesus the fattest tits ever and i didn't take a picture and it's still bogging me

Denn der Deutsche kann nur schlafen hinter einem Wall aus Paragraphen

Metroid: Girldinner

there was a >60 hetero couple at the beach today and they laid on a XXL lesbian flag towel

bread salad for dinner 😋

there's H3C-CH2-OH in my system

bruh what

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:P

i love my swiss utility knife

Compilation of rats helping me with sewing projects, because they're all artists at heart.

i made this post

who would win: Goku or Isaac with access to the archive of the vatican and two days of prep time

mashed potatoes, fish sticks and spinach breathe if you agree

thigh land is NOT a real country what do you mean the capital is called bang cock 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

transhumanism has nothing to do with trans humans??? false advertisement???

If the Israeli argument were valid, then the world should look like this:

i don't even get tan when I'm in the sun i get sunburns and freckles the freckles are pretty cute tho

I'm larping as a wet towel

Vixen in distress for lease (her swiss utility knife included)

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Lidl in Italy and Norma (in general) are in my uncanny valley of supermarkets

aging the drafts like fine wine

the Gom Jabbar would have annihilated me tbh

Germany, country of poets and philosophers

i just ate the worst pickle ever