Did you see they released some early plot details and title for the next Spider-Man film: Set in the multiverse, the Spidey from *this* timeline fights a corrupt governmental agency bent on xenophobia and genocide in: Spider-Man: Same Shit Different Day

Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.

why are my taxes going toward subsidizing the police when i might never even need to be beaten up and violated

Spider-Man: Brand New Day. No spoilers. I didn’t think they could “street-level” Spidey after his Avengers affiliation. Thanks to No Way Home they had a chance to try. Brand New Day absolutely STUCK the landing. The kid who bought ASM #238 off the comic-stand finally got to see SPIDER-MAN.

Spider Man

Alt: Spider Man hanging upside down gives a thumbs-up, realizes that to the viewer it looks like a thumbs-down, and changes it to a proper thumbs-up.

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“Vote for me, and I’ll end all wars!” MAGA: “Yeah! No more wars! Woo-hoo!” <Later> “We’re renaming the Defense Department to ’The War Department.’” MAGA: “Yeah no more wars AND a war department! Awesome!” <LATER> “We’re at war.” MAGA: “Whatever! We’re stupid!”

This morning I saw…get this…an ARMY RECRUITERS car. A rolling billboard for enlisting. IT WAS A TESLA. C’mon, MAGA, make up your goddamn minds: Do we want to save the planet or not? Drill baby drill, but Joe Isuzu in the “War Department” is putting his people in electric cars. Shocking.

Well. In theory. But let’s face the grim reality: rules only matter IF THEY ARE ENFORCED. So far, nobody has really told the guy “no” this time. So….

KevTheRev@kevtherev.bsky.social · last wk.

🎯 It's not a partisan argument. It's not "TDS" HE CAN NOT RUN FOR A 3RD TERM. Period. End of story.

To those who think this is about politics - it isn't. It's about morality.

Elaine Chao: Senator McConnell is a very strong supporter of ICE. He’s been on it for almost two months.

Mitch. Even in death, still doing what he did in life: Gaming the political process and fucking MILLIONS of Americans in the process. There’s a special place in Heaven for him. It’s called “The Down Elevator.”

Holy shit. This is literally jaw-dropping (I know, because my jaw DROPPED.) Damn, but who would have suspected that if you put a member of the KKK and Nazi Party in the PRESIDENCY that they’d cheerfully destroy the very documents that defeated them in the first place.

ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖@rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 3w ago

He`s hell bent on eliminating the Constitution.

I’m not watching tonight’s crybaby lie fest. But I will walk back something I said earlier: I said I wouldn’t be watching clips. However…if (when) he goes off script in a dementia-fueled rant…I might watch those clips…

“I saw Mitch this—MIT-chuh. MITT-CH.It’s weird if you say it enough times, am I right? Anyway, I saw him just this afternoon and he must be doing great‘cause he’s got Kathy Bates with him…so, no, he’s doing good and we expect him back at work any day now. Two weeks, tops…”

I’m sorry, which timeline did I wake up in? See, when I fell asleep, everyone was laying bets on whether The Turtle was going to make it through the night, and when I woke up everyone was celebrating Graham’s promotion to Corpse. Tell me, people of This Earth: does pizza, at least, exist here?

Piggy post: 25 lines self-aggrandizing. 15 lines whining about someone else. 750 lines trashing that person. 55 lines citing made-up evidence about how terrible something else is. Racism and misogyny sprinkled over the whole thing. The words “very unfair” three dozen times.

He. Called. FIFA. And FIFA bent the knee. AYFKM???

Leadership. It looks like THIS.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · last mo.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City

I don’t know what Joe Biden did to cause the cancellation of the bullsh—I mean “celebration” today, but I can’t wait for Piggy to tell us… 🙄

@divector.bsky.social It’s devastatingly easy for people to understand what the president is. They refuse.

Worf (Michael Dorn) Says 'Trust Your Eyes'

ALT: Worf (Michael Dorn) Says 'Trust Your Eyes'

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Transgender people are PEOPLE. FUCK YOUR FEAR.

Someone needs to do a study to compare how many times a headline has appeared that says “President ______ blames…” because I’m guessing Piggy is the clear winner in the results. By triple digits.

May 2026. It just keeps getting worse...

My Apple Watch is about to give up on me if June’s Fitness Challenge is any indicator: “Look, friend, seriously, just put the watch on like…five times, and you’ll get all the badges you missed. Baby steps. We’ve heard you loud and clear!” Meh. I’ll take it.

We’re surrounded by idiots. Worse? They walk amongst us.

Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 2mo ago

When the biggest grifter (the one who tells you he’s going to pick your inside jacket pocket while he’s taking your briefcase) walks up and tells you to give him ANYTHING and he’ll “take care of the children” HE PROBABLY DOESN’T MEAN IN A GOOD WAY. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I just remembered that I am currently on a “give no fucks” diet. But I am wondering more and more every day where all the “Transgender For Everyone” programs have gone.

2032. The Run For The Presidency is now a reality show where the worst criminals on the planet are put into a lottery. 64 candidates are chosen and we get a series of competition shows to pick the final candidates bracket-style. Election Night is PPV and is a fight to the death. Winner is Prez.

Have we hit the “Donald Trump is destroying the GOP, the USA, and all of our alliances. Here’s why that’s going to doom Democrats in November” part of the election cycle yet?

I have decided to give myself immunity from all of everything from now on and forever. Thank you for your attention to this matter.