guess what your ol' pal Marshwort tested positive for on the allergy test i had today? if you guessed "cockroaches" well then a winner is you! i'm so nonplussed, there's no roaches at my place and i've never lived anywhere where there was roaches, so what the fuck?

any animal poop experts want to chime in on what made this poop? in a rural area west of Edmonton, it's like the size of human poops, full of undigested seeds and plant material and some animal hair

me yesterday: everything is pointless, everyone hates me, death beckons me towards the grave with cold and crook'd finger also me yesterday: oh fuck, did i forget to change my estradiol patches for like almost a week? did i also forget to eat? i am the unreliable narrator in my own life story 😑

2016: i'm poor, sad, living in a house with a rotting roof and broken plumbing that i can't afford to repair, taking care of my helpless family 2026: i am poor, long-covidy, living in a mobile home with a rotting roof and no running water, taking care of my helpless family i just want a shower 😭

i thought all the bicycling i been doing would have given me mighty Thighs of Iron but apparently it ended up being less Iron and more Jell-O 🤔

learning how to bullshit in order to escape the consequences of my own ADHD is how i ended up with a BA in English, an almost-BA in History, and a career in Analytical Chemistry 🫡

Seasonal Affective Cat (She's all legs)@tess.bzky.team · 3w ago

Maybe teaching me how to bullshit was not the best life skill to let me run wild with, in hindsight.

"Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!"

i think my own personal Criterion Closet is really starting to come together 😏 can you believe i picked up these fine pieces of kino for exactly zero dollars because i found them at the garbage dump?

Sun is shinin' in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped rainin' Everybody's in a play And don't you know It's a beautiful new day Hey-ey-hey!

anyways, here's a sweet Amanita muscaria var. guessowii i found growing near my house 🤤

ugh i think i might have got the kind of progesterone that makes you depressed and not the kind that gives you big boobs and a functioning libido-- fucking wait a minute, when did i last change my estradiol patches, is that why i feel like this, fucking GODDAMNIT okay disregard this and prior skeet

"you've found a powerful item indeed, brave traveler, for a Precious Geoffrey is said to shield adventurers from even the most dark and powerful of dungeon magicks..."

a very confused little dark-eyed junco flew down the chimney this afternoon and was trapped inside the wood stove, and it was so black with soot it looked like a tiny crow 😗 it was very happy once it was released outside but it's a good reminder for me to check the chimney for nests before winter

Maggie K@maggiekpaints.bsky.social · 4w ago

Every time I see 2 crows hanging out together #birds #crows #drawing

he demanded a piece of chicken, i had no choice, i'm not in trouble at ALL

somebody licked my pizza when i wasn't paying attention 😱

things my pizza dough says

Áine 🐦‍🔥@eeveelution.bsky.social · last mo.

about to get baked

we stopped giving her unlimited kibble a few weeks back, cuz she was getting quite a chubby li'l tummy, and now as a result she has reverted back into kittenish spring-loaded-chaos-vortex mode 🤯

being at KDays today really reinforces i'm too old, autistic, and hard-of-hearing to go to carnivals anymore 😭 The Beaches are cool, though also there's some joke here about Miles "Tails" Prower being hung upside down like Mussolini but i-- i can't, it's too loud here, and i'm grumpy/hungry ☹️

Make it a point to do nothing during the day, and enjoy it. This desire to always be "productive" is capitalist bullshit.

the dragonflies have finally arrived en masse, and i'm revelling in the mass slaughter of the mosquito hordes without 😈 DIE! DIE! DIeEeEeeeee!

wtf i thought hormones were supposed to give me six-pack abs? i need to speak to the manager in charge of biology!

"Tell me where are you driving Midnight cruiser Where is your bounty Of fortune and fame I am another Gentlemen loser Drive me to Harlem Or somewhere the same." if this keeps up i'm going to have to drill a hole in my head, i've been infected with the Steely Dan mind virus 🤯

Li'l Cheezie here has the right idea when it comes to the sweltering heat 😌

i took my first dose of progesterone last night (what what, up tha butt) and lay in bed falling asleep listening to Steely Dan's "Can't Buy A Thrill" because i wanted to know why everyone seems to love that classic rock bullshit, and boy oh boy apparently that combo makes for some Intense Dreams 😳

it was at this moment at KDays that i stopped and said out loud, "oh my god, only now do i understand what the Insane Clown Posse was trying to teach us" and i truly felt like Saul on the road to Damascus

this was what KDays in Edmonton looked like at 9:16pm lmao,right before the storm hit, holy shit

there's more mosquitoes in the outside air right now than there are atoms of oxygen, i'm dying' 😮‍💨 in more positive news i finally remembered to ask my Endo for progesterone! i guess the coin-flip of fate will determine if i turn into a horny boob monster or a weepy lump, no half-measures for me!