Marstead

@marstead.com

I'm the guy who made the "RuneScape is Awesome, and Here's Why" video essay. I'm a small Twitch streamer and Let's Player working to beat every awesome critically-acclaimed game. Links: https://multy.me/marstead

Just played King's Field (1994), the proto-Dark Souls. It rules. The manual's section on "Running Away" cracked me up so I made this

Top: RUNNING AWAY: It's the same as normal movement. Please, move in a direction where there is no enemy and away from the monster if you begin to think that combat is going badly. YOU DON'T NEED TO FIGHT EVERYTHING. Every time you meet a monster, you don't have to fight with it. For instance, when a monster and a treasure box are next to each other, you can take the contents of the treasure box and escape quickly. It's not 'unfair' at all, because you have chosen a way to survive. If your physical strength or such is decreased, it is best to prevent your death by not fighting strong monsters.

Below, a parody of da share z0ne's "Just walk out" meme:

JUST WALK OUT
You can leave!!!
scary skellington
scorpion
mummies
a plant
spidders
snek
some kind of tree thing
hall of harrows
chests if your quick
weird textured rooms

IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!

real winners quit

Featuring the skeleton from the original meme replaced with a skeleton from King's Field (1994)

Minimum demands from here on: - Abolish ICE immediately - Prosecute and jail all ICE leaders nationwide, and any ICE goon who can be proven to have violated the Constitution - Prosecute and jail all Trump administration officials responsible, inc. Cabinet level - Abolish Dept of Homeland Security

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expect FromSoft to release a legally-distinct console-exclusive Bloodborne 3 in 2037 called "Blood People: The People of the Blood (No Relation)" for the sensibly-branded new Microsoft console, the "Original Xbox 2001"

Ben & Marty both keep trying to fit in the same backpack at the same time. It's too small for you! You are spilling out the side! Cats are such adorable, dignified idiots

My cats, Ben and Marty. Marty is a Siamese flame point with blue eyes and a wonky ear and Ben is a tabby with green eyes. They are both trying to fit in a backpack that is too small for them because they are idiots

Games I've Beaten Thread #1: EarthBound This was my first RPG as a child, I remember seeing the big box at Blockbuster and wanting to try it out. It's a brilliant piece of Art from an auteur dev. Undertale, Omori, Lisa, OFF, & OneShot are very different, but each share many of EarthBound's vibes

EarthBound (SNES) Box Art, featuring Ness' reflection in the visor of a Starman, one of the enemies from that game.

something Twin Peaks and Disco Elysium have in common: both are deeply meaningful, emotional, dark pieces of Art that are also constantly funny as fuck