put my balls in your mouth like i’m alvin you’re the chipmunk
mars sir catsalot
@marstheog.bsky.social
hi im mars my favourite colour is orange and i have a fish and my mom said she doesn't like you
i need me a buxom maid to shake me up like a piggy bank and dangle me like a chandelier as my caseify wallets fall out of my pockets like hard rocks
still looking for a caring goth gf with the prostate the size of a bowling ball
merry christmas i cant wait to see santa dunk himself into my XXL stockings
i cant resist mayonnaise i must dig with spoon mouth now…
top right is the physical embodiment of my mental state as i wake up at 5 am to go to work
WillNot@will-not.bsky.social · 2y agoi drawed some birds
i cant wear thongs my monkey can't handle the pressure
If YOU can't make that ass clap like a round of applause, I don't know what will.
just spent $21 for a beer, half a lap dance, and a fist in my god-given mouth
boy fucker donald comes home to boy preggo biden for his seventh raw fucking of the week
gta 5 loading screen girl inflation rule 34 beach bikini girl hot sexy
walter be like jesse wheres the other one where are they jesse: its pronouns yo
autistic kid tries joining the dream blunt rotation but brings his mom to the stoner cave, but mom lowk hit that shit different so dream blunt rotation fw him
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just exhumed several macroparticles of fart on my bus seat to warm it up for this nice old lady
scientists still trying to figure out the tip of a butthole
TYLER IS TOURING IN MY AREA aand its all over my screen
parapalegic polio-survivor said he’d fuck me up, this is why i quit being ableist too many sweats
high as hell i turn on fnf and let it bip bop bap me