Martin Kelner
@martinkelner.bsky.social
Substack & several of the other platforms. Greatest hits book Wrestling In Honey, available in no good bookshops. West Ham sufferer. Remains third most famous person in Wakefield unless Jane McDonald catches something on one of her cruise ships.
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Bondage in all its guises, and the wonderful world of Albo. More free political incorrectness. Tuck in schnorrers!
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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Free sample of latest & greatest Kelner Prime podcast. Tuck in - students skinning a bear, Leeds veteran comedy mentor Silky at Edinburgh festival, & cruise ships, what are they good for?
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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1am @talkSPORT #sandwichloversfilmclub Mothers Pride & Prejudice, Fight Club Sandwich, BLT With Mussolini, Breville Without A Cause, My Left Foot Long, Pret Carter, any film starring Butty Davis
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Bananas, bubonic plague, Arthur Ignatius Slop, West Ham's pre-season, pigeons, but mostly a pathetic begging letter. But this one, like the NHS is free at the point of delivery!
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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Bananas, bubonic plague, Arthur Ignatius Slop, West Ham's pre-season, pigeons, but mostly a pathetic begging letter. But this one, like the NHS is free at the point of delivery!
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... It’s a corker
Shortages of wasps, Naga Munchetty, & Live At The Apollo - these are truly the best of times
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Direct from the Plaka, for new customers, and curious passers by, a trailer for delights to come..includes Not Prince Andy news and pigeon shock!
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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Kevin Keegan, German pop star, RIP, & the problem with Newcastle; & Royal rumours, plus Filipino girls, and live lobster joke expertly ruined!
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Another absolute corker!
Crazy conspiracy theories, Classic Caroline Aherne, and so much for German efficiency - it's not bloody coming home, didn't even make it to the airport...
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Crazy conspiracy theories, Classic Caroline Aherne, and so much for German efficiency - it's not bloody coming home, didn't even make it to the airport...
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…and for radio nostalgists, classic James H Reeve from Manchester’s Piccadilly Radio open.substack.com/pub/martinke...
It's Here - The World Is At Our Feet - and respect for the Vauxhall Corsa
It's a Schnorrers' special
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Memories of Covid, Albanese in Kylie Shame, French presidency, Montreal number codes, Spirit of Knutsford, everything that matters...
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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Exclusive! A freebie for you, it's a preview of a change to BBC's coverage of Mexico-England tonight. Plus RIP Paul Sneddon....
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Martin & Will on Screen Break - VAR eviscerated by legal expert Will; also World Cup punditry so over; Huw Edwards's come back & the tragedy of the bile bears...
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World Cup Kelner, heavy metal stylee, plus the truth about Bruce Forsyth, John Cooper Clarke, Chris Moyles, David Beckham, & long wave radio.
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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Butlins'Bum, the swinging '60s, & rejoice, Farage dead in the water. My free gift to you, mes amis, a Prime Kelner flexidisc
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I’m not in charge of the Starbucks, but if you make your way to the Wakefield branch while it still survives I’d happily buy you a ‘tall’ cappuccino.
@richjames73.bsky.social · 4mo ago@martinkelner.bsky.social Long time listener and fan of yours here (Radio 2, H&J..) but new to Substack. You welcomed me as Richard James (my social media monicker). How do I get my Starbucks as I paid the ludicrously low annual nugatory subscription? open.substack.com/pub/denric5053
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Butlins'Bum, the swinging '60s, & rejoice, Farage dead in the water. My free gift to you, mes amis, a Prime Kelner flexidisc
All the news that's fit to print, and quite a lot that isn't. Holder of several awards, and winner of a selection box of Shippams' fish paste from the Daily Express, but it's the Legion d'Honneur I'm...
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