If you don't understand why a 20 year old wouldn't identify as a victim of gang rape *immediately* after it happened, it's simply because nothing like that has happened to you or someone close to you, because you're a man. It's cool that you don't understand, just go back to your lane.

I actually don’t think I need to like my gas station on Facebook. I don’t think that’ll benefit anybody

I find it probably too hilarious when things rush to market that really shouldn't be used by anyone ever

Meta’s Muse sent a Facebook Marketplace buyer to a seller’s home

A buyer chatted and negotiated with Muse, which shared the seller’s address and arranged a pickup. The seller knew nothing about it.

malwarebytes.com

I probably wasn't gonna see Digger, but now I have to

"How about we make them look deranged every time they write WOW in a text?" - Apple designer

I'm so glad we finally have a president who focuses on the little things, like the name of a building, on top of his other duties like reading and analyzing 15-20 pages of presidential briefs daily, finessing domestic and foreign policy, and improving upon complex budget proposals that are

MapQuest's parent company (System1's) stock has gone up ~75% since MapQuest tweeted "We're not changing it" btw.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

Turns out @mapquest.com was the Blackberry of nav apps anyway. Better design, nearly forgotten. In less than two years this administration is out, and we’ll all still be using it.

Deleted Google Maps, downloaded MapQuest, and thinking the Lake America thing might be the push I needed to try a dumbphone for a solid year or two. We all gotta do our part to show these corporations our wrath knows no timeline, it operates on a different scale, and cowardice is actually a fuck up.

My problem with the word "obliquely" is it looks too much like opaquely, which is totally different. Totally different meaning, you guys

He's such an idiot. It's like he picks the stupidest thing to do every day, and does that

To all of you who supported me when I had the life-ruining zit on my face last week, thank you. To all of you who abandoned and betrayed me, may the fires of hell rain down upon you while the theme song from The Biggest Loser (2004-2016, NBC) "What Have Ya Done to Me?" blasts on repeat

Threads is like the HOA of the internet

I fucking love the new iPhone feature where the photo that you just took isn’t readily available. I love going on a treasure hunt for my photos! This shit shouldn’t be be easy, make me work for it!!

When an item of clothing becomes worn out like you can't wear it in public worn out, that is a success. You've honored the people who made it, you've got your money's worth, and now you can throw it away. You can throw it away. You can throw it away.

Let's change our name from Department of Defense to Department of War and then go lose one

Me: What's 2+2? AI: 5. Me: No, it's 4. AI: Exactly. You've touched on something important ---- that the answer isn't nearly as important as the reason we ask ourselves what 2+2 is. Me: No, I actually needed the right answer AI: 3.

my favorite part of The Odyssey was the trailer for Other Mommy

And the thin skinned 'tantrum' happens on the page

“art is nothing for people with armor, you need a thin skin” ~ Fredrik Backman

I just enacted a new law banning performers from filming the crowd from stage on their iPhones. Sadly, no one is allowed to do it anymore after today

Love how cats draw the line at closed doors. That's my boundary and you crossed it. Wake up bitch

Don't you love when a character in a tv show is texting which i can barely fucking read anyway and naturally avert my eyes from out of societal training, and then it turns out i was supposed to read that?

Hobbies: having a crazy, life-threatening amount of sunscreen in just one eye

No, I'm not watching the match. I'm watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo on Netflix and crying at every ep

I can't believe the lying liberal media won't even let me eat my pie yet because it's only cooled for two hours instead of three

If the president could stop posting AI slop daily that’d actually be great