I refuse to shop at Target because their AI ads pissed me off that much.

So I remembered my password for the sadness machine. Hello empty void that sometimes yields likes from clankers.

It's 7-Eleven day! Go get a free slurpee!

Brazil, I am inside you.

The leasing office for my apartment has an AI agent. Ew! The agent must have run out of tokens, because attempting to call the office now causes it to throw an error code and hang up . Brilliant. Definitely what we should be killing the planet for.

I have been known to block people if the Emojis in their screen name are two numerous or annoying. :-)

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Just got back from making my duct tape dummy. That shit is no joke! You can hardly move, everything stinks like adhesive, and God forbid your nose starts to itch! But it is done now and now I have a deflated duct tape shell of my own corpse. :-)

To the five people who put alt text on the images they post, thank you. I appreciate it a lot!

Why is the YouTube UI so ugly and broken right now? Ew! Hank is fine, though. This ain't about him. Just happens to be what I was watching when I took the screenshot.

I had an awesome conversation with a friend today, and I feel inspired to actually sit down and start writing something. I have four concepts floating around in my brain hole. I think I will start with the smallest and lowest effort and gradually work my way up. I must gain confidence.

All things considered, the robot devil is a reasonable dude. He purposefully puts good options on the wheel of misfortune, you can bargain with him to get robot souls back, and most of the time he's the one getting shafted in these deals. Also, he shares a VA with Homer Simpson. That's pretty cool.

Watched Star wars, A New Hope with my girlfriend yesterday. It was her first time seeing it. I think she liked it, and we will be watching more when we get the time. It's been a while since I've seen it as well. I had totally forgotten it's like 2 hours long!

PSA to all people who still partake in smoking in spite of the very obvious and numerous health risks . We can all smell you, and we are judging!

I finally get a reply on a post from somebody that wasn't following me. And it was a fucking clanker ! I hate it here!

I spent most of today's shift listening to videos about recent drama in the equestrian community . I haven't ridden a horse in over a decade. I don't know how this fell onto my algorithm plate and why it is so delicious.

Don't mind if I yes! 🐯

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Bitches . I bought cherries! And I'm not sharing!

Ugh! I hate it when I miss my train! #fursuitfriday

Today, we are practicing delayed gratification. I've made myself a delicious egg salad sandwich with pickles, but I don't get to eat it until my lunch break at work.

Did you know you can make corn on the cob in the microwave? Like, pretty much whenever you want it!

Mind you my evidence is merely anecdotal, but apparently yelling at a screeching fire alarm to "shut thy whore mouth" does actually make it stop.

My friend let me come over and play with his dog. It was a very good day.

I am so awesome and also cool! Yesterday I manually machined a step into some aluminum jaws. I know this doesn't sound like much, but I never received proper manual machining training and it always gives me anxiety when I need to fix a step. Please clap.

Man... I need to get myself a dog soon. I need someone who needs me. I want somebody who wants me around. I desire a fuzzy little forehead to smooch.

Got my hands on a little extra money for groceries this week! Decided to buy some frozen salmon fillets as a treat. The lemon pepper salmon I make this weekend will be legendary!

I have only seen the first episode of The amazing digital circus. Ask me anything.

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All right. I'm going to say it . I don't hate the Star wars sequels. I don't even really dislike them. At the very worst I am mildly indifferent to them, but for the most part I think they're fun. Episode 7 was definitely the strongest of the three.

I swear to fucking God. Like 75% of my co-workers do not wash their hands after using the toilet. I hate it here! There are literally two sinks inside the bathroom and a giant shop sink right outside the door to the bathroom! There's not a damn excuse!