(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~
@maskofelation.bsky.social
The cutest Masked Fool with an unfettered sense of elation~ [RP, #HSRRP, #MVRP writer is 20+, minors do not approach please!!]
"Happy Asexual Awareness Week! In celebration, I have slipped potions into everyone's food at the tavern that makes them see everyone as horrendous for the week- So that way nobody can experience sexual attraction! You're welcome, asexuals!" ♡ ٩(´▽`)۶ ♡
"It's International Wife Appreciation Day! Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!" (✧∀✧)/
"It's Interastral Cleanup Day! So naturally... I replaced all snacks in vending machines with douches. You're welcome, world!" q(≧▽≦q)
"I knew playing Good Lookin' would summon the cowboy... I did not expect the booty shorts, though." ⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts. ⠀
Texting @loadedgun.bsky.social "Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"
"In celebration of Interastral Country Music Day, I've compromised Penacony's speakers and now every single one is playing Good Lookin' By Dixon Dallas! Hopefully, people love hearing about bouncing off of booty cheeks!" (*бωб)
"... I need to do something devious." ( ・ิω・)ノิิิ
Sending @loadedgun.bsky.social Goatse. "Enjoy!!" ٩( ๑╹ ꇴ╹)۶
"Sorry. If that was too much and you think things like that shouldn't exist, you should sign the petition at lemonparty(.)org! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)"
⋅. ⌖ ᅟ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ⸜ᅟ@loadedgun.bsky.social · 12mo ago⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Just texts back a single line, " wtf" ⠀
Texts @loadedgun.bsky.social 2 Girls 1 Cup. "Enjoy." (✿◡‿◡)
To end the battle of the sexes once more, I have went to every clothing store I could find and put strap-ons on every female mannequin, and fake breasts on every male mannequin. ( *︾▽︾)ヾ You're welcome, worlds!
To unify women and men during shark week, I use those fake women penis piss things but adjust it so it covers my entire coochie, I let the pussy blood build up, pull a lever and I "piss" out my period blood at mach10. ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
(*´ ワ `*) ㏊㏊㏊~ You fool... She has 70 alternative accounts!
─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─@xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · 12mo ago⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Don't try it, he'll get her account banned. ⠀
"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!" ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎
─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─@xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · 12mo ago⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Yeah, it's not even a question. ⠀
"..." （ノд｀＠） "Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"
⋅. ⌖ ᅟ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ⸜ᅟ@loadedgun.bsky.social · 12mo ago⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Tastes like over-spiced burnt chicken . . . ⠀
＼(º □ º l|l)/ "I did not take into account cyborgs..."
⋅. ⌖ ᅟ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ⸜ᅟ@loadedgun.bsky.social · 12mo ago⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Eats one. ⠀
"What? Isn't it important to encourage people to get vaccinated?" （*＾-＾*）
ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ;@mythussfable.bsky.social · 12mo ago"I really don't know how to respond to this one."
"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!" (｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺
∘✧₊⁺OOC⁺₊✧∘ I forgot how funny I was on here fr (⩌⩊⩌)
Hey ladies, you know how menstrual products are WAAAAY too expensive? You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes? I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~ Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b
"Would this help?" ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦ Handing her a 24-pack of these.
♔ 𝕷𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝕲𝒾𝓇𝓁 ⋆｡˙@agirlhaunted.bsky.social · last yr.⠀ ⠀⠀✦⋆⠀She has experienced a minor inconvenience. ⠀
Hey ladies, you know how menstrual products are WAAAAY too expensive? You know how cereal boxes have toys in them sometimes? I replaced all toys in cereal boxes with feminine hygiene products, unopened of course~ Happy Women's Month! (b˙◁˙ )b
.𖥔 ݁ ˖๋ ࣭ ⭑ooc. Totes sorry for inactivity, life has been a little silly! I'll try to be on here more soon! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
@mythussfable.bsky.social Hey, if I give you a perfect pick up line to use to seduce Sunday, will you let me get away with some fun in Penacony? ٩(｡͡•‿•｡)۶
🔹RP account 🔹Not new to rp (New to HSR verse though) 🔹Length of replies vary 🔹Multiship 🔹Oc 🔹May allow multiverse 🔹MDNI 🔹Mun is 25+ 🔹Sfw/Nsfw #HSRRP #HonkaiStarRailRP #MVRP
